Animal/White House on Iraq - You F'd Up!

[ThoughtCriminal]

Otter: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up - you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.

Flounder: That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?

Otter: I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, the insurance company buys your brother a new car.

Flounder: Will that work?

Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.

Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.
D-Day: There you go now, just leave everything to me.

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[driver8]

1. At the White House...

Cheney: George, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes. You fucked up -- you trusted us. Make the best of it...maybe we can help.

Shrub: That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell the press? What am I going to tell the people?

KKKarl: I'll tell you what. We'll tell the press that you were doing a great job taking care of the country. You took the country to war because Congress voted to let you do it. We'll blame it all on the CIA and Congress. Who gives a shit about them, anyway? You will be in the clear and still get to be president.

Shrub: Will that work?

KKKarl: It sure as shit is better than the truth!

Cheney: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Shrub: Will that work?

Cheney: It always works for me.

KKKarl: Better listen to him, Georgie. If anyone knows how to lie, it's Dick and me.

Shrub: Thanks you guys, you are real pals.

[ThoughtCriminal]

2. Great edit!

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