What would some of the song titles on this * family CD be?

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[tuvor]

1. Scooter should be a guest performer.

I'll bet he'll be doing some singing pretty soon, anyway.

[NanceGreggs]

2. Looking at this lot ...

... I'm sure that "Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer On The Wall" is the only song they all know the words to!

[Peter Frank]

3. Democrats can sing...

..."I'll have a blue Christmas without you."

[Jim Sagle]

4. It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fitzmas

[pacalo]

5. "Houseful of Nuts Roasting by an Open Fire"...

"Go Tell It At the Hague"

[butterfly77]

28. ha, ha,

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Flammable Materials]

6. "If I Only Had A Brain" - MC 900 Ft. Jesus & DJ Zero n/t

[Siyahamba]

30. Bow bow ba bow ba bow bow bow, bow bow bow bow bow

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7. Iraq of Ages

[MO_Dem]

8. That's brilliant, bob_weaver!

:yourock:

[YOY]

9. "Idiot Son of an Asshole" by NOFX

n/t

[nevergiveup]

10. Oh'Jail Oh'Jail Oh'Jail Oh'Jail

Born are the Kings of corruption seeking bail.

[Contrary1]

11. Chimpie the red-nosed felon.

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23. ha ha!

[Montauk6]

12. "Here we go, a-vacillating..."

"Away In The Shredder"
"I Saw Mommy Hiding Evidence"

[SammyBlue]

13. All I Want for Christmas is a brain and some balls?

A brain and some "Jack"
A brain and some "Coke"

All I want for Christmas is one week bender
All around the world!

[davekriss]

14. John Trudell's "Bombs over Baghdad" would have to be one

Also from Trudell, "Rich Man's War"

From Patti Smith, "Radio Baghdad"

Ani Difranco, "Self Evident"

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so here's a toast to all the folks who live in palestine
afghanistan
iraq

el salvador

here's a toast to the folks living on the pine ridge reservation
under the stone cold gaze of mt. rushmore

here's a toast to all those nurses and doctors
who daily provide women with a choice
who stand down a threat the size of oklahoma city
just to listen to a young woman's voice

here's a toast to all the folks on death row right now
awaiting the executioner's guillotine
who are shackled there with dread and can only escape into their heads
to find peace in the form of a dream

cuz take away our playstations
and we are a third world nation
under the thumb of some blue blood royal son
who stole the oval office and that phony election
i mean
it don't take a weatherman
to look around and see the weather
jeb said he'd deliver florida, folks
and boy did he ever

and we hold these truths to be self evident:
#1 george w. bush is not president
#2 america is not a true democracy
#3 the media is not fooling me
cuz i am a poem heeding hyper-distillation
i've got no room for a lie so verbose
i'm looking out over my whole human family
and i'm raising my glass in a toast
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Maybe The Last Poets, "Tough Enough"

But, wait, this isn't what I think we should sing to the BFEE, it's what would appear on their holidy CD. O that's easy, Elvis Presley's "Jailhouse Rock!"

[DanCa]

15. Elvis Presley Blue Christmas?

[Virginian]

16. I'm dreaming of a White Christmas w/the KKK Symphony n/t

[MO_Dem]

17. Jailhouse Rock?

Or maybe theme from "Beverly Hillbillies"?

[DanCa]

18. Folsom Prisom Blues?

[MO_Dem]

21. That's even better!

It was your mention of Elvis that brought Jailhouse Rock to mind.

[Endangered Specie]

19. I imagine a couple of them will be in German...

talking about hakenkreuz, the Sturm Abteilung, etc...

[TechBear_Seattle]

20. It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fitzmas (lyrics posted)

It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
Ev'rywhere you go.
Here, pick up and read the Post,
We're starting to feel like toast
With Democrats and lib'rals all aglow.
It's beginning to look a lot like Fitzmas
'Cause the truth, we won't engage.
Instead, we go whole hog
With trying to wag the dog
On every front page.

[MO_Dem]

22. Alice's Restaurant Massacree

and pictured is the people who belong on the Group W bench!

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24. "Angels We Have Heard Get High"

[Richard Steele]

25. Special bonus track: KKKarls acapella version of "Down in the Valley"....

"Down in the valley.
valley so low....
Hang your head over,
hear the wind blow..."

[hopein08]

26. Brad Paisley's new song "Alcohol"...

Somebody in that bunch would certainly go for the that one.

[butterfly77]

27. The bushit gang...

Can anybody sing that tune...

jailbird bells,jailbird bells soon it will be Fizmah day!

[porphyrian]

29. "The Little Fucking Traitor Boy" - n/t

[WinkyDink]

31. "Cocaine".

[KansDem]

32. "The Rapture Song"

"The Rapture Song"
(sung to the tune of "The Christmas Song" by the Chipmunks)

Rapture, Rapture, time is near
Time for crazed Fundies to cheer
We've been good but we can't last
Hurry, Rapture, hurry fast

Want to sit at God's right hand
(Rest of you can wait and stand!)
We can hardly stand the wait
So Rapture, don't be late!
We can hardly stand the wait
So Rapture, don't be late!


Are you ready, Jerry?
Ready!
Are you ready, Oral?
Ready!
Are you ready, Pat? Pat? PAAAAT?!?!
Ohhhhh-KAY!