george w. bush: Used War Salesman

[mopaul]

hey folks i gotta nice little pre-owned war here only 3 years old, runs like new, low mileage, 2,050 G.I.'s per gallon, needs a tune up but this baby is the perfect war for you and your growing family.

no need to look under the hood, or kick the tires i guarantee all that for life, satisfaction always guaranteed at big dubya's used wars, low down payment, one son or daughter and you can drive it outta here today!

go on, take er' out for a little spin, (just ignore that knocking noise and the thick black smoke), it still has that new war smell, smell it? dont' worry about that stain on the ground there, it's just a little oil and blood, we'll fix that before you roll it out.

heck just picture yourself or your son behind the wheel of this little war, it really suits ya'! c'mon, please, won't SOMEONE please buy my war? someone? anyone? hello?

[DemoTex]

1. "Used War Salesman" .. good one Mopaul!

You need one of your great graphics to go with that line!

[mopaul]

2. he just needs the little mustache and slicked back hair

and the cheap suit. it's like an old sitcom routine. only it ain't funny no more

[mopaul]

3. kick.......the tires