Hey Liberals! Let's Re-Write bush's History for the next 3 years!

[mopaul]

he's accused us of re writing history and calling him a liar about his silly masturbatory war and the lies leading up to it, so let's just re write HIS history. he has 3 years to go and it looks like no one is actually doing anything to stall or stop him, so, let's give him 3 YEARS OF PURE HELL, cause, well, we owe him that at least.

fuck you george, you wanted to be president so bad you cheated and you wanted your war hard on so bad you lied to the world, so enjoy it while you can punk.

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"bush Explodes at Press Conference"

"bush's approval ratings below that of BTK Killer"

"Rove sent to Prison for Perjury"

"President revealed to be heavily medicated and unstable"

"Rioting in streets 6th week in a row"

"Rumors of bush's mental state continue to swirl"

"GOP Candidates distance themselves from bush"

"Democrats sweep the elections in 06"

"Second Terror attack in 4 years leaves bush Isolated"

"Americans feel bush failed to protect them"

"Grim number 5,000 reached today in Iraq"

"All Asian heads of state vomit on president bush"

[Swamp Rat]

1. "Alien lizards infiltrate the Bush administration and take control."

"Breaking News: Humans turned into little green crackers in the White House basement." :D

[mopaul]

2. i'm starting to believe you about the lizards

i'm worried

[Swamp Rat]

4. I half believe myself... that should scare the shit outta everyone

The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path

The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon

The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me ’till I’m sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There’s someone in my head but it’s not me.

And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you’re in starts playing different tunes
I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon

"I can't think of anything to say except... Laughing is nice! Ha Ha Ha!"

[Skidmore]

6. Oooooh, Swampy, that's a particularly evil picture of Cheney.

It's amazing how some lime green and mist will accentuate the evil rottenness of ole Dick.

[GaYellowDawg]

3. Isn't rewriting Bush's history Karl Rove's job?

What with the shifting rationale for the war and all.

[Mnemosyne]

5. *, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice and Powell to be tried

for war crimes and crimes against humanity at the Hague, Jan. 2007.

[earthchild]

7. "bush's approval ratings below that of BTK Killer"

I went and did a little research and for all the data I've found Bush and Clinton have about same low approval ratings as of right now.

Clinton's low 36%
Bush's low 35%

http://www.ropercenter.uconn.edu/cgi-bin/hsrun.exe/Roperweb/PresJob/PresJob.htx;start=HS_index


if you have any links for the other things I'd like to read more.

[Dogmudgeon]

8. Arctic Heat Stymies Inuits, Scientists

Iqulpiaq, Nunavut, Canada Jan 5, 2011 - Today is the fifteenth day of temperatures over 30C (87F) in this northernmost outpost of the Dominion of Canada. It would be a strange occurrence if it had been this hot in July, but it's midwinter. The sun won't really rise again until sometime next week, though there is a brief period of dusk around noon.

The skies have been unusually clear, too, allowing the people who live all across the Arctic Circle the chance to see the most spectacular aurorae in decades, the result of a Sun that is every bit as active as the weather is below in Europe, Asia, and North America. While New York, London, Rome, and Beijing have all suffered under historic blizzards since Christmas Week, the weather stays warm in the Land of Ice.

It was 37C -- 100F -- in Iqaluit, the capital of Nunavut, last Sunday, when New York was shoveling out from under a 55-inch snowfall.

"The legends of the Inuit ancestors tell us that when it is hot like this in the middle of winter, the Devil has come to judge us for our offenses against God," says 65-year-old Deirdre Ookonutaviqat McAllister, unofficial historian of Iqulpiaq. "The heat has been hellish, but what offenses have we made against God? We all thought that Global Warming was the sin of the rich nations to the south. Yet we are being punished," she says with a sigh. "Even in Rome, you are getting all the good snow!" she laughs.

The irony is more than palpable. Fifteen children -- more than half the attendance of Ste. Marie des Neiges Comprehensive School in the center of town -- have been hospitalized with a rare form of pediatric malaria, after receiving bites from mosquitos never before seen above 30N latitude. Other diseases unknown to the northern people, such as Tularemia and Yellow Fever, have also appeared sporadically across the North, including the "mutant" Dengue outbreak at Thule, Greenland, which killed 47 people (and sickened nearly 400), mostly American Air Force personnel and their families stationed at the airbase, in November.

"It's the largest air inversion in history," says Fred Ellington, a meteorologist with Meteo Canada. "It's literally sucking tropical air thousands of miles, like a huge, planetary siphon of air and water vapor. Some of our climate models suggested it might happen, but it's just never been seen before." Ellington and his group have kept close tabs on the air inversion since they first saw it form in October; the population of Iqulpiaq has roughly doubled from the influx of meteorologists from around the world.

"I blame George Bush for this. Entirely," states Takeshi Kaji, the University of Tokyo's rising star climatologist, who, at 24, will share his first Nobel Prize with gray emninences Wallace Broecker and Robert Gagosian for their work on the recent destabilization of heat-transporting ocean currents. "We now know, with certainty, that it was the United States' rejection of the Kyoto Protocols that tipped the balance by early 2007, and initiated the massive release of methane that has caused this disaster."

It is not difficult to understand Kaji's dislike for the disgraced American leader. Right before Bush's impeachment, his approval rating was 6%, as low as former Soviet Premier Gorbachev's had once been. But Kaji's reasons are far diffent than the charges of high treason that led to almost the entire Bush Administration ending their term in a newly rehabilitated and opened wing of the infamous Alcatraz prison in San Francisco Bay. While there are still some scientists who disagree with Kaji's grim

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--p!