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NNN0LHI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 03:03 PM
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Cut loose the minions
http://www.suntimes.com/output/quicktakes/cst-nws-qt14.html

Cut loose the minions


News Item: Congress continues to debate ways to cut federal budget deficit.

All right. Let's try this:

Eliminate every post in the government with the title of "deputy to the deputy undersecretary," "assistant chief of staff to the assistant administrator," "principal associate deputy undersecretary," "deputy associate deputy undersecretary,'' "associate principal deputy assistant secretary" and "assistant to the principal deputy assistant secretary."

We can save billions.


She's gone


Vice President Dick Cheney's daughter Elizabeth is principal deputy assistant secretary of state for Near Eastern affairs, by the way.

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ananda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 03:05 PM
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1. Also, eliminate any position with the words..
.. Secretary of State

.. Secretary of Defense

and

.. Advisor
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 03:18 PM
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2. But THAT'S where Brownie was supposed to go
All them Deputy to the Assistant Undersecretariats are where you put the hacks.....
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Fovea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 03:25 PM
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3. I heard they have got Brownie
lined up to Katrina Amtrak...
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-14-05 03:38 PM
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4. All except the Northeast Corridor
That "seems" to be the only part of Amtrak making money - although it's hard to tell what makes money in these semi private sort of ventures....
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