Zen Democrat
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Thu Nov-17-05 09:33 PM
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How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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Edited on Thu Nov-17-05 09:35 PM by Zen Democrat
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor sanding on a stepladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished;"
7. One administration insider to resign & write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One to arrange for seven Republican senators to appear on Cable TV "news" shows and "explain," in identical terms, how George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb & screwing the country.
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Mythsaje
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Thu Nov-17-05 09:39 PM
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1. This is very funny...Yours? n/t |
Zen Democrat
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Thu Nov-17-05 11:35 PM
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5. Got it in an email today. Glad to know it's going around. |
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Fri Nov-18-05 12:08 AM
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I sent it to a list I'm on...taking the chance that someone would object and the moderator would take me to task about it. So far no one has that I know of.
The ironic thing is that it's a pagan list and there are actually Republican pagans out there. That's like a sheep joining the Wolf party, but hey...go figure...
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Thu Nov-17-05 09:40 PM
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2. Read it last year. Funny! |
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Thu Nov-17-05 09:42 PM
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3. # 6 I can picture it now. n/t |
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Thu Nov-17-05 09:49 PM
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4. I think we need to change the Dim Bulb in the Oval Office nt |
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Thu Nov-17-05 11:38 PM
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6. hee-hee. this is rich! n/t |
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