A Poem by the galactically stupid Resident of the WH.

[Midlodemocrat]

Great Literature



This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush, arranged for "aesthetic" purposes, by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. A wonderful poem like this is too good not to be shared.



Ah, yes! A testament to literacy in the age of Every Child Left Behind!





MAKE THE PIE HIGHER!



I think we all agree, the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.

It's a world of madmen and uncertainty

And potential mental losses.



Rarely is the question asked

Is our children learning?

Will the highways of the Internet

Become more few?



How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.

I am a pitbull on the pantleg of
opportunity.



I know that the human being

And the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,

Where our wings take dream.



Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize society!

Make the pie higher!

Make the pie higher!



The End.

[shenmue]

1. Gorgeous

It's positively beautiful.

:7

:rofl:

[raccoon]

2. I like that.

WHat he really means, is "make the PILE higher!"

[Canuckistanian]

3. Bravo! Bravo!

:woohoo: :applause: :woohoo: :applause: :woohoo: :applause: :woohoo: :applause: :woohoo: :applause:

[occuserpens]

4. The Poetry of Donald Rumsfeld

http://www.stuffedpenguin.com/rumsfeld/index.html

[ewagner]

5. Bravo!

:applause: :applause: :applause:

[obreaslan]

6. Very good!

It goes right along with Bush's Haiku from the Daily Show the other night. If you missed it, look back at the show archives. I think it was tuesday night....

[Village Idiot]

7. AND CATAPULT THE PROPAGANDA!!!!!