Lieberman Pledges To Gloss Over The Boring Issues

[Feanorcurufinwe]

HARTFORD, CT—Eager to distinguish himself in the nine-member field of Democratic candidates, presidential hopeful Sen. Joe Lieberman (D-CT) pledged Monday to "gloss over any and all issues boring to Americans today."

"Are you sick of politics as usual in Washington?" Lieberman said at a campaign fundraiser held at the downtown Hartford Hilton. "Are you sick of politics in general? Well, I can see why. Politics, frankly, is boring. In this campaign, I promise to slide past the tedious issues and get to the point: I want to be your next president! Vote Joe in 2004!"

"Endless details, mathematical proposals, and tax plans," Lieberman continued. "Why should the nation as a whole have to tolerate all that?"

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To growing applause, Lieberman quickly ran through a list of issues important to voters.

"The economy? I'll make it better," he said. "Reconstruction of Iraq? No problem. International relations? I'll patch those up in my first 100 days. Poverty? I got a plan."

"World trade? Women's rights? Education? Yes, yes, and yes," said Lieberman, who spent the next 45 minutes discussing the Red Sox.
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[JohnKleeb]

1. Well at least he likes the Red Sox

:D gotta give him that lol.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

2. Lieberman would be boring reading 'Penthouse Letters'

[SeveneightyWhoa]

3. Boring issues?

Lieberman IS the boring issue!
The issue being the fact that his boring ass actually has a chance at the Dem nomination..

[Feanorcurufinwe]

4. Miners in therapy have boring issues.