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[auntAgonist]

1. hello god?

it ain't workin'

[...of J.Temperance]

2. He's saying

"Where's my bag of Charlie, you said it'd be here..."

Yes, I think Junior's on the phone to his drug dealer...or if he isn't then why's he talking on a payphone 'eh?

[NanceGreggs]

3. "Yeah, God, I just wanted to ...

... say that it's -- what do ya mean, how did I get this number?"

[FormerRepublican]

4. "What do you mean I should be talking to the OTHER guy?"

(You know, the guy Bush is really close to - :evilfrown:)

[...of J.Temperance]

6. Ding Ding Ding...we have a winner

I like your comment...because it's almost certainly true.

:scared:

[Joe Chi Minh]

5. "I can understand the Israelites telling Moses

they didn't want to follow your orders and go into the wilderness".

As a matter of fact I get a lot of amusement imagining the job God, himself, would have, never mind Moses, in persuading the Neocons to leave the "fleshpots of Egypt" for a nomadic life in the wilderness.
Even though it would be to "better themselves", in the true, though scarcely known sense of the term.

[tulsakatz]

7. hello, I'm lost.........

[Joe Chi Minh]

8. "... Mark Thatcher's here with me. He's my navigator."

[NanceGreggs]

9. "It's bad enough that he's had me on HOLD ...

... for forty-five minutes now -- does he have to play the Dixie Chicks the whole time?"

[TechBear_Seattle]

11. GREAT caption!

:toast:

[lapfog_1]

10. Can you hear me now? OK, how about now? Now? ...

[WinkyDink]

12. "Dad?"

[drfresh]

13. I want that phonebooth!

Assuming the Big Guy would take my calls.

[salin]

14. what do you mean the voices in my head were cheney's not yours?!?!

[Boo Boo]

15. Hey, Buddy! How's it goin'?

Great. That's great. Glad ta hear it.

Yeah, look Man, I was just wonderin'... Is it OK if we torture the Evil Ones?

Well, yeah, that's what I thought.

Oh, no, Man it's nothin'... people are just givin' me all kindsa shit is all.

Yeah, you know, they're like "It's wrong! It's wrong! We're not that kind of country!," blah, blah, blah... that kinda thing.

Yeah, no shit. FUCKIN' PUSSIES! HA!

What's that?

Oh, yeah... you're The One True God, Buddy... that's for sure.

What's that?

Beetle-what?

Beetle Bob?

Wha... Say again? You wan't me to call you Beetle Bob?

You're breakin' up there, Bud, I think maybe we gotta bad line or somethin'.

Yeah... Well... Alright, Buddy, I guess I better get goin'.

You bet. I'll tell ol' Dick we're good to go.

Thanks, Bud.

Later.

Bye.

[leftofthedial]

16. I'd like a pizza and a war to go.

can I get extra death with that?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. "Mumsy, I'm at some place called the Hague, make them send me home?"

*click* "Hello? Mumsy? MUMMMSYYYY!!!"