Will Bush be serving plastic turkey in Iraq again this year?

[ClintonTyree]

Just wanted to find out what everyone thought about this year's Thanksgiving propaganda tour. Who's going to go? :shrug:

[Gormy Cuss]

1. This year's delegate

Scooter Libby or Bob Woodward.

[Dr.Phool]

2. Maybe he'll step outside his spider hole

And feed Cindy Sheehan some plastic turkey. :sarcasm:

Yeah, right.

[madrchsod]

3. bush is just plain tuckerd out !

all that hard work flying around in his aireoplane and eat`n that furn`n food just got him feeling out of sorts..nah he can`t make this year.

[cascadiance]

4. I wonder if the insurgents will be "ready" this year for any such stuff...

I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't try to bomb the larger military barracks where turkey dinner is being served. I'm guessing that there are certain Iraqi "employees" on the base that would probably provide intelligence for them to do so. They would probably be viewing it as pretty demoralizing if it were to happen during any celebration of the holidays, whether Bush or another of his drones were there or not. If you had Bush killed in such an operation, the celebration there would make the Sadam falls "celebration" look like somber funeral rites by comparison.

[warrens]

5. That's TURKEE

[Democrats_win]

6. Bush donating money so they´ll get Rush´s newsletter instead.

Because of the Bush energy crisis, plastic turkeys will not be served this year. In a sad footnote for U.S. soldiers in Iraq this year, the White House has announced that there will be no repeat of the 2003 Presidential trip to Iraq to serve plastic turkeys. Instead, each soldier will receive a copy of Rush Limbaugh´s newsletter due to a generous donation made on behalf of the American people through the Pentagon.

In a news conference, President Bush assured worried Plastic Turkeys that they´ll still be served a meal. The money saved by FEMA during the Katrina crisis will be used to pay for the meals.