If you had the chance to meet the Bush bastard what

[...of J.Temperance]

Would you say to him?...what would you say to him, AFTER you'd spit in his monkey face OBVIOUSLY?

[Burma Jones]

1. I don't know, but I would use very small words and speak slowly

[BL611]

2. Since spitting in his face would be the sort of

self aggrandizing pointless display I am so critical of on the right, I wouldn't do it. I would act like a civilized person and probably try to see what the hell is going on in his head.

[SammyBlue]

6. See, I'm different. I would spit in the Chimp's face

But I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.

Then I'd ask him how he feels to know that his Grandfather supported the holocaust in Nazi Germany by trading with the enemy. After that question, I'd point him towards the nearest bar and tell him to enjoy.

All the while fighting the urge to beat the living hell out of him.

[...of J.Temperance]

8. Hey, I've got fine Southern manners...I am civilized

But spitting at the pig, DOESN'T make one not civilized.

I was brought up with fine manners, so I was.

:cry:

[LSparkle]

3. NOTHING -- I'd LAUGH at him uncontrollably while pointing

That's what he and the entire BFEE can't stand -- being the BUTT of jokes or not taken seriously.

[Dora]

4. Have you written your letter of resignation yet? n/t

[datadiva]

5. He came through my town in 2000

while campaigning. I was stopped at a railroad track to let him go by and he was waiving to the crowd from the back. I stuck both hands out the window and waived back with two fingers. Want to guess which fingers?

[madokie]

7. What the hell you smoking

You really made a fine mess of things georgie boy. You really showed us democrats how the cow eats the cabbage now didn't ya. then the rest would be unprintable in mixed company.

[Pam-Moby]

9. I would just turn my back on him.

I would not waste my time on that asshat.

[lpbk2713]

10. I wouldn't be confrontational or challenge him in any way.

I would keep my voice down and mind my manners and just engage him in an unremarkable discussion of whatever might happen to come to mind just to see if the simpleton is capable of holding a normal conversation.

[Arkansas Granny]

11. If I had a chance to meet the Bush Bastard. . . .

I would go immediately to jail, do not collect $200.00. I'd would most likely be charged with assault.

[...of J.Temperance]

12. Oh yes! And I'd gladly post bail for you :)

I would.

[Arkansas Granny]

13. Oh, thank you. It's so nice to have friends.

[flordehinojos]

14. a couple of days after wilma, he visited broward county. his helicopter

flew overhead as i was in the parking lot at one of the local Publix Markets waiting for my husband who had gone in to buy ice and water.

Before I knew it, as the helicopter flew right over my head, i got out and started yelling, "asshole come down and face the people eye to eye like a real man".

When i got home my neighbors who had seen the helicopter also fly over their heads started to tell me that as the helicopter flew all they could do was "give Bush the finger".

I suppose that if I really had the chance to meet the asshole someone would have to restrain me...for i could not control my yelling all sorts of vile stuff at him.

[hopeisaplace]

15. I'd ask, "have you ever been to

Saskatoon" ..and wait for his response....
"What State is Saskatoon in?"

[Dances with Cats]

16. I don't want

to feel the cruel cold blade of the DU axe if I anser this question. it would DAMN sure be considered "uncivil"