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Solomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:03 PM
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Does Anyone Else Think Bush Is Balding And Using A Combover?
His hair looks awfully thin up top. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
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woodsprite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:03 PM
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1. You're getting him mixed up with Hitler. n/t
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Presidentcokedupfratboy Donating Member (994 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:05 PM
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2. I don't know about that....
But he sure is using a "combover" to hide his lies about the qWagmire in Iraq.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:05 PM
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3. I think a great mind like yours might be better used on other thoughts
Really, Solomon, worried about hairstyles? tsk tsk. ;)
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Solomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:48 PM
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4. Hi Havocmom!
You know I am quite concerned. I want our leader to look his spiffyess otherwise the world might think he's weak and faltering.

I could swear his hair is thinning on top and I could see through it as he was speaking. I'm worried that he may be working too hard and needs to take a break. Wearing yourself out is not good you know.

:patriot:
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 03:09 PM
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6. LOL Actually, his hair is NOT receding. His head is growing
like a lava dome on a volcano about to blow... If you will notice, his skin is more mottled of late. Yep, the molten mass is on the move.
We should have a DU contest to guess when he finally blows! (We know he already sucks :D )
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Enraged_Ape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 01:50 PM
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5. I'm sure Bush wishes he were bald
Then he could spend all day fondling, rubbing, and caressing his OWN head instead of every other bald man and child he meets.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 03:10 PM
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7. Speaking As A Bald Guy, I Can Tell You...
Edited on Wed Nov-30-05 03:11 PM by DistressedAmerican
He is not authorized! No looking more like me and my bald brothers!

On Edit: And no, I do not comb over. That is just plain sad.
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 03:36 PM
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8. I don't know about a comb over but
they dump a gallon of dye on his fur every three days.
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