greenman3610
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:05 AM
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from this month's "Glamour"-sex fantasy about Rove |
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page 137.
THE FANTASY: "I'll see Karl Rove on the news, and the same fantasy always pops into my head: I'm in Virginia Beach, one of my favorite places, waiting in line to get some food, and he's standing right behind me. He says he noticed me when I volunteered for Howard Dean and I impressed him with my energy and passion, even if it was misguided. Despite that I hate what he stands for, I find him very sexy. He invites me back to his cabana, and we have sex." - Kat, 33, Web Master
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:16 AM
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:17 AM
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2. Sounds like Kat is very,very,very,very |
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very,very,very,very masochistic.
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:17 AM
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3. I dreamed Karl Rove shat on the whole country... |
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:18 AM
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4. I thought we had already discovered.. |
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that Gannon was older than 33. I see he also changed from Bulldog to Kat.
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:20 AM
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5. rove and sex dont belong in the same sentence! |
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:21 AM
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6. And then he rips off her head |
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and flicks his reptilian tounge deep down her her still pulsating ascending aorta, sucking the blood deep down into his gut. His cold, scaly hands clutch firmly at the base of her neck, the longish, claw-like nails each making a mark as he forces the blood deeper into his maw.
In 30 seconds it is over. Kat, 33 is tossed aside, and Rovix thinks only of his next score, the next floozy who will fall prey and feed his hunger.
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Thu Dec-01-05 12:16 PM
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You should expand this into a story for literotica.com.
:rofl:
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:45 PM
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15. At least someone read it. Thank you Mongo... |
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I was begining to wonder.
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:39 AM
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9. From this month's "Tack and Bridle" sex fantasy about... |
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:39 AM
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10. The HORROR! The HORROR! |
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Edited on Thu Dec-01-05 02:43 AM by chalky
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Thu Dec-01-05 02:44 AM
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11. Sounds like Karl's expanding his line of bull |
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He figured if he could convince a nation that * was presidential, maybe he could convince women that he's sexually attractive...excuse me, I have to go wash my mind out with bleach now.
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Thu Dec-01-05 04:15 AM
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12. Kat's taking porn-writing lessons from Scooter, Lynn Cheney et al |
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Kat's no Dem -- the part about working for Dean was just another kinky part of the fantasy.
Pardon me, I have to go take a shower. Brrr.
Hekate
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Thu Dec-01-05 12:51 PM
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14. Look at that, George W. Bush does have internets! |
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Wave to the president!
:hi: Hello "Kat!" ;)
Your secret is safe with us...
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:59 PM
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people are very, very weird. "No one knows the evil that lurks in the hearts of men....but the Shadow does!"
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