Caption time. What is * saying to Santa?

[Kadie]

U.S. President George W. Bush greets Santa Claus, played by actor and former athlete Merlin Olsen, at the end of the Christmas Pageant of Peace on the Ellipse in front of the White House in Washington December 1, 2005. Bush briefly addressed the crowd before leading in the lighting of the National Christmas tree. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

[Bluebear]

1. "Gimme a lil kish Condi BURRRRP jusht a lil one.....

UUUURRRP love the red dresh...."

[Canuckistanian]

5. Lol, you got me this time!

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

2. "Listen, 2 weekends a month and we'll pay for college, huh, hmm?"

[SharonRB]

3. National Christmas tree?

I thought it was the holiday tree? When did they change it back?

[Midnight Rambler]

4. "All I want for Christmas is my approval rating. And a pony."

n/t

[emdee]

6. "If I get coal again this year, I'm invading the North Pole." n/t

:spank:

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. "Yer fucking dead after thish sheremony, (hic) you hear me? Fucking dead!

Cuz I'm the preshi(hic), the preshindenti(hic) the guy in charge guy, talk big, that'sh me, I make the rulesh cuz I'm the rulesh guy guy!(Hic) I'm gonna sho (hic) kick your assh in you white haired mongo(hic) mongo(hic) mongo(hic) gift-offering pershon thing, fucker, (hic) you look jusht like my ma, you know that? (hic) Yesh, you do! No, serioushly, (hic) lishten to me... I love you, man! Even shince I wash a kid (hic) I've loved you... I bet it'sh cold up north in the north pole where the north (hic) pole is...HA HA HA! I said "pole"... I bet it'sh cold! (hic) Why you walkin' away from me(hic)? OI'll kick your assh you fucking stupid head, kick it from heretonxtwkk czyurafckgidjtgrysjwshgty witha hytwhamd wjhtgthu!"

[CoffeeCat]

8. Mama is that you? (nt)

[KalicoKitty]

9. LOL

:rofl:

[Bluebear]

14. hahahahahahaha

[Island Blue]

10. Shave your head fat man and meet me under the mistletoe!

[SammyWinstonJack]

11. Who really wants to know?

:scared: :hide:

[Swamp Rat]

12. Here ya go:

:D

[Ravy]

13. Happy Holidays! (n/t)

[AlCzervik]

15. "Santa, you need pancake makeup to cover gin blossoms, trust me"