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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:01 PM
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Who do Repubs love more, Bush or Jesus?
Edited on Sat Dec-03-05 03:02 PM by Rocknrule
I have a feeling the answer ain't #2. After all, JC loved peace, cared for the poor, and forgave people, and we all know those are totally unAmerican values :sarcasm:
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:03 PM
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1. Too many of them think ...
... they're one and the same!
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Nikki Stone 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:04 PM
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2. Since they don't know the Prince of Peace, the answer must be Bush
:)
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:08 PM
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3. C. Themselves
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fenderbender89 Donating Member (14 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:13 PM
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4. MONEY!
Bush is giving it to the wealthy among them and they think that Jesus is the orchestrator of their success.
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wileycoyote Donating Member (4 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:14 PM
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5. "Who do Repubs love more, Bush or Jesus?"

They think Bush IS Jesus.
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 05:37 PM
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9. Hi wileycoyote!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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WhiteTara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:20 PM
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6. neither...only the idea of them
If they knew Jesus, they would drop their actions like a hot potato, if they knew monkey boy, they would drop HIM like a hot potato
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:21 PM
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7. Trick question. They think he IS Jesus.
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tx_dem41 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 03:24 PM
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8. Without a doubt, among the religious Republicans I know, all would say...
Jesus.
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 05:38 PM
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10. Bush
They don't have a clue who Jesus Christ is.
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butterfly77 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 05:43 PM
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11. Bush their lord and savi-----
See how they worship him they will fight and die for him.
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 05:48 PM
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12. They think Bush is Jesus

He is their SAVior.
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nemo137 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 01:30 AM
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13. Remember that SNL skit about who would win in a fight?
"Ditka or God?"
"Trick question. Ditka is God."



Dit-ka.
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