Caption the Chimp......

[Harper_is_Bush]

I was slumin' over at FR in one of those "A day in the life of President" idiot threads.

This photo was posted with this comment:

PHOTO OF THE DAY: From yesterday as the first couple were leaving for Camp David: President Bush reaches out to his Laura as they walk across the South Lawn of the White House to board Marine One. A simple gesuture, but sweet and heartwarming.


It looked odd to me, almost like Bush had a "Come HERE dammit!" posture happening and Laura was spurning him.

Laura: "You had two Whiskeys at lunch, don't TOUCH me!"

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

1. Get Over Here Woman, Stop Looking At That Good Looking Soldier. I Swear If

I see you talkin to him I'm gonna lock his ass up in Geronimo Bay and call him a terrurst

[FormerRepublican]

9. LOL! Tell me honestly...

If you were a woman and forced to choose between Bush and ANYONE else, who would you choose? Really. I mean, come on.

I'm a woman. If Bush looked my way, I'd run like hell, screaming for help.

:rofl:

Bush is NOT attractive to me in any way, shape, or form.

[marylanddem]

11. Just a horrible thought - what if you HAD to choose between

Bush and Cheney? (sorry!)

[FormerRepublican]

18. I'd be celibate and using the US military to protect me.

:puke:

What a totally revolting, sickening, reproduction ending choice!

[bbinacan]

2. Help me

I'm too drunk to walk by myself.:hangover:

[Cocoa]

3. when you're done with that, say the alphabet backwards

[AlCzervik]

4. "Sir please extend both arms and then walk a straight line"

[PatrioticLeftie]

5. "Hee-yah! Take that! I'm a ninja president!" n/t

[marylanddem]

6. "Is there one of you there or two?"

[dkofos]

7. Catch me Laura, I'm havin trouble walkin agin

[FormerRepublican]

8. He does look like he's drunk.

But is that any surprise?

[Kindigger]

10. He's got a remote in his hand

He has to turn her on before she'll move. :P

[MADem]

12. She looks like she is thinking "DAMN! I paid that guy to hop the

fence and slap the Monkey around for me, now where the hell is he????"

For those who have no idea what I reference: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=1371467


WASHINGTON Dec 4, 2005 — A man from Arkansas scaled the fence surrounding the White House Sunday while President Bush was inside and was immediately captured by Secret Service officers.

[Rex]

13. "Hey you, Picklehead"

"Stop gawking at that fine mound of man-meat...he's mine!" "I own him and I own you!"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. "georgie fall down go boom, make it better??"

:evilgrin:

[shenmue]

15. "Tag, you're it!"

:evilgrin:

[jazzjunkysue]

16. I know all about you two, and I'm going to put a stop to it. Karl!!!!"

[Harper_is_Bush]

17. "You've always lusted for a man who actually served...B1ATCH!"