When Bush* is done being pResident what will he do next?

[Toots]

Who would hire him and for what position? His job history is not very stellar and in fact Bush* has been a failure every time he tried to run a business. Oh hell he has so much money he won't need to do anything. A spot in the Carlyle Group I guess where he can't screw anything up. :shrug:

[Tesha]

1. Collect his pay-off.

None dare call it bribery if they only pay off the bribe once you
*LEAVE* office.

Tesha

[waiting for hope]

2. He'll get to do

guest speaker spots at various alcohol/drug rehabilitation centers across the country....:beer:

[entanglement]

51. Yeah, but they'll use him as an example of what happens when

you get out of rehab prematurely

[BobBoudelangFan69]

3. Is This Before Or After The War Crimes Trials?

[aquart]

4. Hopefully, time.

[bigscott]

5. hopefully

he will just rot in hell

[wryter2000]

He'll invade Disneyland n/t

n/t

[rateyes]

6. He'll build his "presidential" library...

which will contain all the "unclassified" materials produced by his administration....

which means it will be one big empty room.

[Tesha]

8. I think you mean "Presiduncial" (as in "dunce") library.

And they can certainly use it to store all those thousands of
speech backdrops ("War is Peace", "Freedom is Slavery", "The
Courage to Kill Unarmed Towelheads", etc.) that we've paid-for
all these long painful years. It ought to make an impressive
display!

Tesha

[rateyes]

37. Don't forget "Mission Accomplished!" nt

[atommom]

7. Assuming he doesn't do time, I think he'll dive headfirst

into a bottle of Jack Daniels.

[madokie]

20. I keep reading his preference is Jim Beam

I personally want to see him live a long long time. At some point he will have to realize just what he has done and from that time on will be his due. May he live a long life miserable life, very little sleep, anxiety, all the things he is so guilty of bestowing upon the other inhabitants in this land and the world. suffer w* suffer.

[TahitiNut]

9. He'll be martyred before that comes to pass, imho.

He's far, far more useful to the fascists as a martyr than an embarassment. His Narcissistic Personality Disorder is barely being contained ... a short way from being a meltdown. Without the resources of the Executive Branch - and the dittohead rallies - he's going to lose a huge amount of his naricissistic supply.

[spindrifter]

10. He'll be 62 in '08

I think he'll head off to Margaritaville if he's not serving time by the end of his term.
He certainly has no talents as a public speaker. He has no interests in humanitarian affairs.
He doesn't enjoy hobnobbing with the people.

Hope he learns to knit or something.

[spindrifter]

11. He'll be 62 in '08

I think he'll head off to Margaritaville if he's not serving time by the end of his term.
He certainly has no talents as a public speaker. He has no interests in humanitarian affairs.
He doesn't enjoy hobnobbing with the people.

Hope he learns to knit or something.

[spindrifter]

12. He'll be 62 in '08

I think he'll head off to Margaritaville if he's not serving time by the end of his term.
He certainly has no talents as a public speaker. He has no interests in humanitarian affairs.
He doesn't enjoy hobnobbing with the people.

Hope he learns to knit or something.

[ucmike]

13. he'll go back to ranching and being a cowboy.

or he'll win the tour de france. (ever seen a picture of bush on a bike when he wasn't in the lead?)

[Vickers]

15. Arrrrgh, you posted right before me!

But :toast: for thinking alike!

[Vickers]

14. He'll quietly go back to being a modest cowboy, out on the range

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[Toots]

17. Do they make milking stools for horses?

:rofl:

[O.M.B.inOhio]

16. Rot in jail.... then burn in Hell.

I'm skeptical about the first one, though.

[DURHAM D]

18. His appointment to the Carlyle Group was announced before

the last election. I think the announcement even included his title -but I forget what it is.

[kskiska]

32. He was on Carlyle's board before and was asked to leave

(snip)

But when we were putting the board together, somebody came to me and said, look there is a guy who would like to be on the board. He's kind of down on his luck a bit. Needs a job. Needs a board position. Needs some board positions. Could you put him on the board? Pay him a salary and he'll be a good board member and be a loyal vote for the management and so forth.

I said well we're not usually in that business. But okay, let me meet the guy. I met the guy. I said I don't think he adds that much value. We'll put him on the board because - you know - we'll do a favor for this guy; he's done a favor for us.

We put him on the board and spent three years. Came to all the meetings. Told a lot of jokes. Not that many clean ones. And after a while I kind of said to him, after about three years - you know, I'm not sure this is really for you. Maybe you should do something else. Because I don't think you're adding that much value to the board. You don't know that much about the company.

He said, well I think I'm getting out of this business anyway. And I don't really like it that much. So I'm probably going to resign from the board.

And I said, thanks - didn't think I'd ever see him again. His name is George W. Bush. He became President of the United States. So you know if you said to me, name 25 million people who would maybe be President of the United States, he wouldn't have been in that category. So you never know. Anyway, I haven't been invited to the White House for any things.

http://prorev.com/bushcarlyle.htm

[Gregorian]

19. No offense, but I have better things to think about.

And thinking about bush is not one of them. In fact, I try to avoid thinking about him. That's why these years have been so awful.

[seemunkee]

21. Considering he can still get intelligent breifing most DoD contractors

Imagine you are marketing to DoD and you have someone on staff who gets the latest intelligence reports. He barely needs to do anything but pass on "tips" about what is a hot region.

[Arkansas Granny]

23. Intelligent briefing would be wasted on Bush.

Intelligent design left him behind.

[KerryOn]

22. He will have to retire and...

.. spend his time on a Texas beach with a metal detector, looking for his lost treasures of gold.

[Chalco]

24. He will do nothing. He's a lazy sack of crap. nt

[lpbk2713]

25. He doesn't *have* to do anything.

His family will be filthy rich (and that translates to "powerful") for generations thanks to the obscene profits they will accrue from the illegal war and all other shady ventures BFEE entered in to. They will only work if they feel like it.

[LoKnLoD]

26. I hope

he is haunted by all ghosts of the death and destruction he has wrought (9/11, Iraq, Katrina, torture) and goes insane. But he probably is already insane.

[Swede]

27. He'll join Habitat for Humanity.

Then he'll go fight aids in Africa.

[Catchawave]

28. Join "Brownie's" new firm ?

[Marr]

29. I'm more interested to see how the right-wing media treats him.

I expect he'll be ignored. Not panned, but ignored.

For all the gushing praise they offer of Bush now, I think they know as well as anyone that the man is an imbecile. No one asks an imbecile for his opinion on the issues of the day.

[VaYallaDawg]

30. Clear brush on his estate (he calls it a "ranch").

[dogfacedboy]

31. I hope he goes to live in his beloved Iraq. n/t

[WI_DEM]

33. Nothin' except pick up huge paychecks from corporate boards

and speaking fees. He'll do nothing worthwhile like Carter.

[moondust]

34. No one will ever consult him on anything

so he'll be free to continue doing nothing of any value.

[mod mom]

35. stand trial for war crimes. nt

[BlueManDude]

36. Nothing. He has no interest in the country's welfare or GOP politics.

Once he's done he's done. I doubt he'll even campaign very much for GOPers.

[The Whiskey Priest]

38. I think the Carlyle Group has already fired his ass once

Maybe give him an office and no access to anything he can screw up....jez that probably would mean he couldn't have paper clips, certainly not a pencil sharpener.

[Swamp Rat]

39. Eat children and cut down trees full-time

[SoCalDem]

40. A few suggestions... His horizons are unlimited

DOG TRAINER



WAITER



HAND MODEL



CARRY-OUT BOY



CHAIRMAN - WISCONSIN LOG CABIN REPUBLICANS



STAND-IN FOR HUNTING DOG




CADDY



TOURING CAST OF MARY POPPINS



STAND-IN FOR SPONGEBOB SQUARE-PANTS



NIXON IMPERSONATOR



CHILDCARE PROVIDER



STAR IN REMAKE OF PINKY & THE bRAIN



GRAVEDIGGER



NIGHT MANAGER AT LENSCRAFTERS

[Toots]

42. Thank you. You put a huge smile on my face

and the occasional guffaw......:thumbsup:

[LoKnLoD]

43. Great post !!!

Laughed my ass off.


:toast:

[JPZenger]

41. The Job He should have had - Commissioner of Baseball

One author said that George W. would have made a really great Commissioner of Major League Baseball. They said that was the job he was well-qualified for and the job he would have enjoyed.

Some people say that George W. really wasn't that thrilled at running for President at first - that it was Karl Rove who pushed him into it.

[Jack from Charlotte]

44. Doesn't have the brains for that either........

That job doesn't really exist anymore since the owners fired the last REAL BB Comish..... The commish is now just another owner ... Bud-Light of the Millwaukee Brewers..... But it takes half a brain to keep the current owners from cutting each others throats..... The AWOL/Moron is too stupid even for that.....

[Jack from Charlotte]

46. Note... Not one person here said.... "write his memoirs".... Imagine.....

this idiot actually writing something anyone would want to read. This AWOL/Moron couldn't even READ a book much less write one.

[terrya]

45. Get Karen Hughes to write his memoirs

He'll get some disgustingly obscene amount of money for them.

[Uncle Joe]

47. Pull wings off flies. n/t

[Booster]

48. Same thing he's been doing all his life - nothing worth noting.

[mtnester]

49. Professional cyclist n/t

[BikeWriter]

50. That depends on whether justice prevails.

[KamaAina]

52. Uh, greeter in Vegas?

It's been an outplacement option for legions of punch-drunk boxers, so why not the Presidunce? :dunce:

[lpbk2713]

53. He'd be a natural

for saying "What happens here, stays here."

[Bullwinkle925]

54. My first reaction to that was Cheney's infamous "Go * yourself" -

and I'm sure * will!

[BreweryYardRat]

55. Hopefully?

Time in a chain gang.