Why DO liberals hate Christmas, freedom, the flag...

[Generator]

all the good things in life? Signed..a concerned AMERICAN.

(yes..I'm going to Canada for a mini-break and I need to tell those Canadian folks the truth about liberals and the U.S. of A. in case they ask.)

(this is satire for those that don't quite understand the Repore)

[Nitrogenica]

1. We don't hate, it's a republican pipe dream.

WHO HATES????

[Oversea Visitor]

2. Merry Christmas

Christmas is not at fault.
It is all the idoits argueing over it.

I live in a muslims country. Even the Muslims here wish Christians "Merry Christmas".

Gee why all this stupid arguement over a none issue.

Why not respect each other observation of their holidays?
Why not share in the spirits of the special days?

Why instead look at intolerant and division?
Why use diversity to divide and cause more strife?

Why allow some bigots to destroy harmony and peace?

WHY THE HELL DID AMERICA GOT CON BY BUSH? Dumb ass president.

[flaminbats]

3. hmm..they also must hate hiking, fist fighting, and babies

eh? :spank:

[Warren Stupidity]

4. you forgot the baby jesus.

We hate the baby jesus. Some of us are jews, and we know what they did. The rest of us just hate the baby jesus.

[Generator]

5. I almost did

But it was too much. Almost included "the president" but really how can anyone do that with a straight face? can they? I cannot. Though I DO love The Colbair Repore's question: "Bush, great president or greatest president ever?"