baby_mouse
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Mon Dec-12-05 12:02 PM
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Poll question: When evil raises it's ugly head again, what form should it take? |
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Ya know, Evil these days doesn't have an awful lot of imagination.
Does it? Look around you. All the evil things that are happening are exactly the same stupid evil things that have always happened. How DULL. Evil's so REPETETIVE.
BOOOOORING.
So, folklets, time to give evil a hand. Brush off those flies, Mrs Evil! Time for a makeover! Time for some more FASHIONABLE forms of evil for the masses to indulge in.
Vote, vote, my filthies, vote like the wind, ha ha cackle and then DANCE, yes, dance for me, froth, gibber...
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Mon Dec-12-05 12:04 PM
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1. Ice sculpture. This way "melting away" like WMD, is easy to explain. |
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Mon Dec-12-05 12:07 PM
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2. The flesh eating bacteria of evil |
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The butt boils of evil
those there bad guys
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Mon Dec-12-05 12:09 PM
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3. Other: It should take the form of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man... |
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Anyone who has seen Ghostbusters knows that :hi:
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Mon Dec-12-05 12:19 PM
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7. Bah! I replied before seeing the answer was taken. n/t |
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Mon Dec-12-05 12:19 PM
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8. That was LAST time. TUH. |
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Personally, I think an Express train of Evil is more evocative. Still, I guess ya gotta love the classics...
:hi:
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Mon Dec-12-05 12:37 PM
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10. The Conga Line of Evil is what we have this time. |
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No single demon driving it all, just a demonic impulse that compels all under its spell to join in.
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Tue Dec-13-05 05:08 AM
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13. I think you're right. |
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But perhaps the conga line will dance off a cliff.
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Mon Dec-12-05 12:11 PM
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4. The Abdomen Machine of Evil. |
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Mon Dec-12-05 12:16 PM
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5. Knievel Weevil of Evil |
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Mon Dec-12-05 12:18 PM
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6. The Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man n/t |
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Mon Dec-12-05 12:33 PM
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Now those damned things hurt.
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Tue Dec-13-05 05:07 AM
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12. What's an epilady? please excuse my ignorance |
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Is it an American Gynaecological thing? I'm across the pond, me.
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Tue Dec-13-05 04:30 PM
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15. It's a device for plucking hairs out from the root |
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It can be used on any hairy surface, but the farther away from nerves, the better. It hurts like hell.
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Mon Dec-12-05 12:54 PM
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11. The cuddly fuzzy evil bunny of DOOM!!! n/t |
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Tue Dec-13-05 06:48 AM
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14. I say it comes in the form of a falafel...... |
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Or was it falufa, I can never get that right.
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Tue Dec-13-05 04:31 PM
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16. A salt water taffy dildo |
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Tue Dec-13-05 04:37 PM
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It's seasonal. Plus, hell has to freeze sometime.
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