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ticapnews Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 09:49 PM
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Why does Joe Biden have a purple finger?
He just came back from his sixth trip to Iraq and showed Keith his purple finger from the elections. I have two questions.

1) Did Joe Biden cast a ballot in the Iraqi elections?
2) How often does Joe Biden wash his hands?
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 09:51 PM
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1. Fingering Barney?
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fooj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 09:53 PM
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2. I was of the understanding that the ink they used this time was red.
Peace.
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Old and In the Way Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 09:53 PM
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3. Why is Joe Biden (and Joe Lieberman) the only 2 Dems that get to
Edited on Sun Dec-18-05 09:54 PM by Old and In the Way
comment on Iraq? I'm so sick of Joe's Mr. Nice, "lets follow the leader on this" perspective. Too bad, I thought we'd get better from KO.
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Armstead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 09:54 PM
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4. Becuse he's a little bit of blue and a lot of Red
Biden is a classic example of why peope say Democrats have no consistent positions. he's all over the damn map.

I wish Dennis Kucinich, bernie Sanders, Jan Schiakovski and all of the other progressive Democrats would be more visible on these talk fests.

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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 10:03 PM
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8. And I miss Wellstone
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 09:56 PM
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5. Tinky Winky is in Baghdad........?
:eyes:
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 10:00 PM
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6. He slammed it in a door accidentally?
The door to his presidential aspirations? :evilgrin:
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rqstnnlitnmnt Donating Member (245 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 10:01 PM
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7. Couldn't get Reid or Levin
they were too busy saving us from the fascists in the House and their buddy Ted Stevens.
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drb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 10:10 PM
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9. Bush was drinking grape juice several hours previously....??
eom
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killbotfactory Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 10:12 PM
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10. He gave a proctology exam to Barney the Dinosaur?
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TankLV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 10:18 PM
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11. Because he's becomming an idiot right before our eyes?
Been happening for many years now - and has speeded up since bunkerboy stole the election in 2000.
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msongs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 10:20 PM
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12. to mark pages he wants to plagarize? nt
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Cascadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 10:22 PM
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13. The purple finger goes well with his brown nose!
eom



John
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 10:23 PM
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14. F@ck Biden, f@ck Joementum, f@ck Hillary....
I WANT my party back. I just DO.
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Zambero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 10:36 PM
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15. Liebermannitis purple kool-aid finger epidemic speads south!
It starts in the right brain with displays of erratic behavior and inexplicable boot licking, and quickly manifests itself in a purple pinkie. Drinking of questionable Kool-Aid exaccerbates this condition. The entire eastern seaboard is threatended. Maryland's two Democratic Senators should be alerted immediately.
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:10 PM
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16. I don't even want to speculate
on where Biden may have had that finger.:puke:
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dusmcj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-18-05 11:31 PM
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17. you don't want to know
he's thinking of running for President, you imagine the rest.

(since this is a serious issue (tm), I'll switch to serious mode for a moment: good on ya, Joe, I think you'd make a great Secy of State, but you go for as long as you can. Just be sure to: 1. not turn into another good-for-nothing in your search for votes, and 2. know when to hold em, know when to fold em.)
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