Catapult the Propaganda - America's latest Daily comedy

[randomelement]

Coming to a network near you -

Can't get enough of GWB's antics? We'll give it to you daily (or hourly, if need be, depending on the polls)

Geezus - I'm trying to keep down breakfast and this asshat is showing up on the tube more often than a commercial

[mrcheerful]

1. You have to admit,

shrubs is helping americans lose weight, most of us can't stomach food after hearing, 9/11 Iraq blah blah, fighting for freedom, blah blah blah,keeping america safe from terrorists, blah blah blah, we are winning the war blah blah blah. See you just need to key in one the catch phrases, everything else shrub says is ignored by the faithful, which republicans know very well. Lets face it most americans are stupid and ignore 99% of what they are told. Want proof? Watch what happens this xmas when kids get gifts that need to be put together. 98% either lose or throw away the directions lol.

[mrcheerful]

2. You have to admit,

shrubs is helping americans lose weight, most of us can't stomach food after hearing, 9/11 Iraq blah blah, fighting for freedom, blah blah blah,keeping america safe from terrorists, blah blah blah, we are winning the war blah blah blah. See you just need to key in one the catch phrases, everything else shrub says is ignored by the faithful, which republicans know very well. Lets face it most americans are stupid and ignore 99% of what they are told. Want proof? Watch what happens this xmas when kids get gifts that need to be put together. 98% either lose or throw away the directions lol.

[Cassandra]

3. He thinks if he just says it LOUD ENOUGH...

ONE MORE TIME, we'll all agree with him.