mcctatas
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Mon Dec-19-05 09:49 PM
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So my husband and I were trying to figure out what exactly bush is |
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protecting us from. "Not incompetent cronies" says I, "Nope, and not predatory pricing from oil companies" says he. "It can't be global warming" says I, "You're right honey, and it's obviously not terrorism because the department of homeland security is a mess" he replies. After much debate, Mr. Mcctatas had an epiphany: "Holy Shit, I've figured it out" he says with a huge grin, "It's wealth he's protecting us from, he's seen what greed and corruption has doen to his friends, family and party, he's protecting our immortal souls". So I say, Thank You Mr. pResident for keeping us in our place!:sarcasm:
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Mon Dec-19-05 09:53 PM
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1. We all sleep better at night because of the shrub |
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Thank you, shrub. I've seen how wealth can corrupt and I want no part of it.
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Mon Dec-19-05 09:55 PM
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2. Where's my hair shirt? |
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Edited on Mon Dec-19-05 09:55 PM by rosesaylavee
Ahhhh, there it is under the pile of rags I use for a bed.
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mcctatas
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Mon Dec-19-05 11:01 PM
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Where'd you get rags? Braggart.:smoke:
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Mon Dec-19-05 09:55 PM
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his economic policies have protected me from having a steady job.
Oh, I used to get so bored sitting in traffic every morning! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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Mon Dec-19-05 09:58 PM
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Hey, isn't this how cults are started? Unreasonable demands made on 'followers' and 'followers' in lock step with whatever is demanded even if it is painful. All we are missing is for W to perform a miracle.
Koolaid anyone?
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Mon Dec-19-05 09:59 PM
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5. Couldn't it be considered a miracle that he manages to ride a bicycle |
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without falling off.....oops, never mind.;)
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Mon Dec-19-05 10:04 PM
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9. Or maybe with all that 'hard work', he never breaks |
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Mon Dec-19-05 10:00 PM
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6. Pssst! I heard it from a reliable RW source.... |
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he's protecting us from Cindy Sheehan and her ilk.
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Mon Dec-19-05 10:00 PM
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7. He's protecting us from those who hate us for our freedoms.... |
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by taking those freedoms away.
Don't you feel safer now?
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Mon Dec-19-05 10:14 PM
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now I'll be able to sleep tonite. I watched his "press conference" today and couldn't help thinking that I would seriously not even trust him to dog-sit much less protect my life. Shifty eyed sneering chucklefuck makes me want to puke!:grr:
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Mon Dec-19-05 10:05 PM
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10. bush is protecting me from seeing what true democracy looks like |
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Otherwise, I might actually be unhappy with that mofo squatting in the Oval Office. But, like bush, I remain blissfully ignorant.
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Wed Dec-21-05 12:05 AM
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ignorance is contagious?!;)
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