BuyingThyme
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Wed Dec-21-05 01:51 PM
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My president is terrorizing me. |
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He keeps showing up on my TV.
He keeps saying that I'm going to be killed if I don't pressure my senators to give him the power to look at my library books.
If he's not allowed to look at my library books after December 31, I'm apparently going to die. The president's attorney general is saying the same thing.
Because I'm all fragile and scared and stupid and stuff, I'm left with no choice. I'm going to tell my senators to allow the Patriot Act provisions expire so I won't suffer a similar terrorist attack the next time Patriot Act provisions expire.
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Wed Dec-21-05 01:53 PM
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1. I trust my Senators to protect me from the terra-izing Preznit |
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When our Dear Leader says that it's HIS job to protect me, my response is, "No -- all of my ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES protect me, and I voted for all of them EXCEPT YOU!"
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Wed Dec-21-05 01:53 PM
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2. I can think of lots of reasons why we'll all eventually die. |
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The most immediate and relevant ones being BECAUSE of * and his corporate buddies. :think:
More people would rather die in a terrorist attack than makin' new enemies in a foreign country by being compelled to enlist and try to kill them. At least more DUers, from a poll I'd made a few months' back...
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Just Me
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Wed Dec-21-05 01:54 PM
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3. Your pResident is a criminal: he confessed to committing a crime. |
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So is the rest of his regime.
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BanzaiBonnie
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Wed Dec-21-05 01:54 PM
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4. Experts have already made it clear |
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that the question is when, not if we will be attacked again.
Everything *ush &co has done has made our country more of a target.
The problem is that when something happens one side will blame the other.
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Just Me
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Wed Dec-21-05 02:01 PM
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6. Yup!!! The BushCO/neoconsters' actions have put us at greater risk! |
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Moreover, international terrorism is much MUCH worse before these criminals stole power over this nation.
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Wed Dec-21-05 01:56 PM
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5. My president's name is Al Gore... |
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The fool in the White House claiming to be president is a fraud.
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BuyingThyme
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Wed Dec-21-05 02:03 PM
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8. The guy on the TV wasn't Al Gore. |
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I know Al Gore. It wasn't Al Gore.
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Wed Dec-21-05 02:03 PM
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7. Now dammit, You've been told about that library book habit |
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before! Give it up! Quit antagonizing the man. Did you forget he is married to a librarian? I can only imagine the horrors he has had to hear about from her. I'll bet you even scope the REFERENCE SECTION don't you? You are a true evil-doer, and at Christmas time! Now no more about it. Put your g.d. santa hat on; decorate your pagan tree; light your appropriate candles; and do your Kwanza thing. You are also required to do your part for our economy and max those credit cards--but STAY AWAY FROM THAT LIBRARY!
Oh, and peace on earth good will to men!
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