Caption Rummy

[Kadie]

U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld spends Christmas Eve with soldiers in Mosul, Iraq, Saturday Dec. 24, 2005. Rumsfeld is in Iraq to thank the troops for their service. (AP Photo/Jim Young, Pool)

[seafan]

1. Washhh inn dis drank. Mann, that's GOOOOODD. n/t

[TK421]

2. Who pissed in my ginger ale?

[shenmue]

3. No more fer me, I'm drivin! Hyuk!

:puke:

Uh...can someone call my ma?...

[neebob]

4. Those Whos down in Whoville will be so sad when they find out

we took their tree! Ha ha ha!

[YDogg]

5. "This sure is a pretty Holiday Tree."

[Clark2008]

6. You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

[atommom]

8. Damn, you beat me to it.

:toast:

[neebob]

11. I was gonna do something with the sandwich

like, um, "Hurry up with that three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich ... and don't be stingy with the arsenic sauce!"

[notadmblnd]

7. My glass is nearly empty....

.....give me more blood.

[C_U_L8R]

9. They don't call me Rummy for nothin'

Fill my glass or I'll blast ya

[Jara sang]

10. Human blood... is anything more sweet?

[thereismore]

12. "Gotta get them boots on the ground, not on the damn tree." nt