Dubya, I want an everlasting GOPstopper. I want one now!

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Who can make a surplus
Disappear from view
Return us to the market
As it was in '92?

The handyman
The handyman can
The handyman can 'cause he fixes it with cuts
That make the rich feel good

Who can make the debt grow
Start a war and lie
Make another run
And hope the court breaks the tie?


The handyman
The handyman can
The handyman can 'cause he fixes it with cuts
That make the rich feel good

The handyman breaks
Everything he makes
Lacking leadership and vision
Talk about a failed mission
Another crooked politician!

Who could end tomorrow
Who is too extreme
Create a lot of sorrow
So that we need a new regime!

The handyman
The handyman can ...


The Oaficial Bush Re-Selection Site


NOTE: I don't know why the message was deleted, but to be clear: Moore is NOT portrayed as holding a gun in the above pic. It's a caulking device with an an*l probe attached (i.e., a weapon of *ss destruction).

:P

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1. Hehehe. Not yet Veruca.

Wait until 2004 like the rest of us.

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2. Veruca Assault wants everything now

"Violent, you're turning violent!"

Maybe he should be called the Condi-Man. Certainly not the Candid Man. (The candidape?)

I heard on one of the entertainment news mags that Jim Kerry is going to play Wonka in the new version. (Is he related to the senator?)

Haven't heard who is being considered for Slugworth but I can think of a few good ... bad men.

:P