Deere_John
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Thu Oct-30-03 12:13 PM
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Good things that have happened since Bush took office. |
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* Manhattan sunrises no longer marred by annoying WTC towers.
* Thousands of Reservists and National Guard getting a break from the tedium of their civilian lives.
* Conservatives have discovered new depths of compassion for drug addicts.
* America has now taken posession of awesome new cloaking technology that can render WMDs undetectable.
* Finally got to find out what that sneaky Mrs. Wilson was really up to.
* Got rid of that silly fashion taboo about the president wearing a military uniform.
* Courtroom news coverage now all about exciting celebrity rapes and murders instead of dreary Enron and Worldcom prosecutions.
* Help is on the way for those who are suffering nasty "endangered species" infestations.
* On TV: more talk shows, sitcoms, and dramas, fewer annoying press conferences.
* New voting machine technology makes it possible to decide elections without requiring voters to make those tiresome trips to polling places.
* Now much easier for schoolchildren to memorize names of countries that like us.
* Number of boobs on display at Justice Department press conferences reduced by 50%.
* Now you can protest in spacious and comfortable First Amendment Zones, avoiding noisy crowds.
* Press has finally gotten over annoying habit of picking apart presidential statements looking for tiny inconsistencies.
Apologies for any inadverdant plagiarization.
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terrya
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Thu Oct-30-03 12:15 PM
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1. If I can offer one more.... |
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The put upon ultra rich don't have to pay so much in taxes anymore.
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Rose Siding
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Thu Oct-30-03 12:16 PM
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2. Love the Ashcroft reference |
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Thu Oct-30-03 12:25 PM
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Beltway Sniper
Space Shuttle exploded
Russia learned how to take Americans into space
China figured out how to get into space
Huge solar flare takes out some communications
South California fires kill dozens and destroy 1000's of acre's of land and houses
California learns how to use their "recall" laws
Yet another actor becomes Governor of Cali.
North Korea announces it has Nukes and it doesn't care what America thinks
Rush Limbaugh becomes addicted to Rx drugs
Woman in florida is starved to death because her husband is tired of taking care of her
Illuminati continue control of the White house
Aliens finally learn that Earthlings are dumber than they thought.
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Thu Oct-30-03 12:18 PM
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Thu Oct-30-03 12:19 PM
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4. LOL's Thanks.......so true! |
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