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Fri Jul-18-03 06:20 PM
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Satire: Ann Coulter Announces That She's Carrying Satan's Child |
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Fri Jul-18-03 06:23 PM
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1. Follow up: Prince of Darkness denies paternity! |
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"I wouldn't fuck that hag with your dick, mortal," said Satan before taking our plucky reporter Chester Copperbottom to the Pit of Hell.
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Fri Jul-18-03 06:25 PM
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I thought Dubya was impotent?
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Fri Jul-18-03 06:45 PM
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Apparently he's gay!...But, since when can men give birth?
I suppose with Satan, anything is possible!
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Fri Jul-18-03 06:25 PM
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3. Newshax looks hilarious |
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Why didn't you tell me sooner? This is the first time I've seen it - The Readers Choice headlines have me laughing hysterically! The Microsoft article is a blast.
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Fri Jul-18-03 06:26 PM
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4. Does Laura know, George aka as Satan did the wild thing |
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Fri Jul-18-03 06:35 PM
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Edited on Fri Jul-18-03 06:37 PM by rchsod
i said her and haig were fuck`n in a slimy alley with seanie boy get`n sloppy seconds- (i was pissed off) but now i find out someone beat them to it..and it was satan! i guess those boys better get checked for std`s.
edit..i guess i should read better..it wasn`t satan!! maybe it was al or sean
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Fri Jul-18-03 06:41 PM
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6. " I write like a gerbil with ADD," |
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oh that is just too funny...
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Fri Jul-18-03 07:13 PM
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8. Fun with conservative men ---- |
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So, this customer writes to me saying that he thinks Ann Coulter is oh so sexy, and that I'm just jealous of her.
Through the miracle of modern journalism, I reply right there in the newspaper, “Darlin’, she’s got an Adam’s Apple and a horse face. If you’re into transsexual bestiality, that’s fine with me, but shuddup about it. I don’t want to know.”
Editor Bosslady wouldn’t print it. She said that grossed even her out.
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Fri Jul-18-03 08:20 PM
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9. I Thought That Mia Had Carried His Baby. |
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Edited on Fri Jul-18-03 08:21 PM by David Zephyr
Hillarious piece! Thanks.
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