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This arrogant SOB is always putting Democrats down in another forum. I am not a so eloquent writer. Could you please give me some ideas on how to respond to this idiot?
Date: 7/18/03 6:58 PM
From: Shadow
Once upon a time a political party led by a profiteer in a now bankrupct firm spent considerable time claiming that the front runner of the opposing party was a moron.
Cries were heard down the assembled throngs of intellectual misfits and miscreants of "He's a moron". This party offered a candidate who alternated between an Alpha Male and A black Preacher and then to a potted tree. He was a masterful inventor who singlehandedly invented the Earned Income Tax Credit, the Internet, and who was the subject of "Love Story" along with his mental halfwit, Tippermental.
And so the battle between the Nothing Man and the Moron raged across the country. The Nothing Man had all the trappings of a winner....an economy that was just starting to tank, a President using the Strategic Petroleum Reserve to temporarily lower energy prices for that Tuesday in November, and a charisma that eliminated the need to purchase "No Doze".
Against him was running a Son of a Bush who had born again sobriety, a nack for fumbling with words exceeding 'a', 'and', and 'the' and who seemed proud that he couldn't name the foreign leader of some goat-herding country.
The Nothing Man morphing so many times that it could no longer be ascertained he was a man went head to head with the moron and looked as shrill and outclassed by a man missing his dunce cap. Debate after Debate, the Nothing man went back to the drawing board and tried something, anything, that would make him look....human. The dunce was well prepared and had a fabulous memory for material and a less than stellar way of regurgetating the syllables back to the audience. Nevermind. The Nothing Man managed to not only shoot himself in the foot, but he cut it off and stuck it in his own mouth during the debates.
Election day happened and the Nothing Man cuddled up to his rubber room wife and watched as the states were going Red and blue in a pace that was far too close for the Nothing Man's bark. Anticipating that there might be problems in Florida (afterall, in the prior two elections, there were problems with Florida's ballots but no one seemed to care then), the Nothing Man's committee hired a Texas Telemarketing firm to start calling the Blue Hairs in the 'hot zone' where idiots would have trouble figuring out a ballot which had been both mailed to them for review and prominently displayed for them at the polling places. Once it became obvious that the problems known were in fact starting to sprout like filled burial plots in a Palm Beach Cemetary, The Nothing Man's plan went into action.
And so started the first of many battles between the cause of evil, the left, and the cause of idiocy, the Compassionate Conservative, the Moron.
Fast forward several years and the battle for the impending war with Iraq.
The party of the Nothing Man consented with the case that presented to them and granted vast powers of military deployment to the man they named a moron. These Congressman and Senators all but said "Do Me" and allowed the man they considered a moron to have their power and his too.
And then, when the battles starting looking less than easy, the party of the Nothing Man started to whine that they had been deceived by the Moron.
"How can this be?" cried one of the Senators from the party of the Nothing Man. "We gave the moron all this power and he had the nerve to lie to us!"
And so goes the story about the moron who managed to expand his empire in the Congress and reclaimed the Senate and had two tax cuts passed.
I suppose I'd cry too if I kept getting my ass kicked by a moron.
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