Lying words from Repugs..what they really mean.

[caledesi]

RepugSpeak What is really means

coalition - the U.S.
homicide bombers suicide bombers
mass graves the remain of the Kurds from Poppy's day
WMD botox in some guy's fridge
terrorists angry Iraqi citizens
casualty some mother's son or daughter
WMD programs trying to scare us w/ confetti
gathering threat imminent threaat
working vacation rehab or thinking up new lies with Rove
patriot one who agrees with the president


Go to it folks...let's start listing these.

[phaseolus]

1. war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength...

traitor = loyal opposition
whining = presentation of hard data they can't refute
sniveling = ditto
dittos = I'm a moron, too
faith-based = Southern Baptist or Assembly of God-based

[ithacan]

2. misspoke = lied

erred = lied

forgot = lied

[HawkerHurricane]

3. Here's a few...

European - old communist idea
Communist - socialist
Socialist - any government regulation
Capitalist - old money
Venture capitalist - new money
Burdensome taxation - any tax the wealthy have to pay
Class Warfare - when someone points out the inequities
Good old days - when immigrants lived is slums, blacks lived in slavery, and women 'knew' thier place.
Athiestic - believing in seperation of church and state
Satanistic - actually being a Athiest
Pro Military - cutting VA, reducing pay, sending troops out to die for no reason
Anti Military - maintaining VA, not sending troops out to die for no reason

[caledesi]

5. Excellent HH! You are good!

[greekspeak]

4. Nuther List

collateral damage-innocent lives lost

Mission Accomplished-Mission Not Even Started

Axis of Evil-Countries Who Don't Grovel Before Chimp

The Economy is recovering-Rich People are Getting Richer

We're going to root them out-We're going to root out their oil

WMDs-weather balloons

Terraists-Terrorists