Some of Mark Morford's(SF Chronicle)hate mail

[raysr]

Why do you hate America so? Why do you fail to see the that America fights for freedoms around the world for many who have never known freedom? Why do you hope that America fails?
Why? I'll tell you why... You hate the Christian based valued that are held here. You hate Capitalism. You hate the American military. You are so filled with hate and obsessed with regaining political power for those who advocate Communism and redistribution of income that you offer nothing positive to offer the hard working and producing American people. You create an environent of fear mongering. You are the picture of EVIL. You know it. George Bush would gain rousing approval by our forfathers for many of his actions. 1. Rejecting the power grab Kyoto treaty. 2. Round after round of tax cuts = Freedom of the producers. 3. Strong military to protect our national security and sovereignty, 4. A middle finger to the UN, who wants nothing more than US to fail. Led by France by the way. 5. Protect the unborn. But most of all he does what he says. People can see for themselves that he is an honest man and he cares deeply for this country.
Let me see if I can paint of profile of you, even though I've never met you. You majored in journalism, to change the world. You advocate legalizing drugs. You belive in the right for a woman to kill her baby without penalty, You beleive we should cut the miliatry and want to add more wastful social programs. That builds a larger voting base. Right? You are probably gay. You are an athiest. Communism is king. You see why the average American cannot relate to you? If this isn't he counrty for you please leave. You don't have to live here. We don't want an America like you want. Who really is the pissant? George Bush will be reelected because he stands tall. All your side can ofer is negative. Maybe you can come up with a positive message that advances freedom.
A patrotic American.
--Andrew Szostak

[DinahMoeHum]

1. Did that boy take his meds this morning??

n/t

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[RandomKoolzip]

2. Are you done? You through?

I got two words for ya, Andy: "blow me."

[monkeyboy]

5. Sorry Random, you're 3 words short

It's "Blow me in Macy's window".

[DemoTex]

3. Andrew Szostak my ass! It's Bob Boudelang!

(With slightly polished grammar and syntax)

[elfwitch]

4. all I gotta say to that is...

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[raysr]

6. Tamer

That's one of the tamer ones today! Jeeeze!

[raysr]

7. Just one more....

Dear Mr. Morford,
Regarding your column, I wish to thank you on behalf of America for providing us with a source of toilet paper, especially when we need to wipe up diarrea, vomit, or dog crap. Your column is also useful as a joke. Apart from the aforementioned uses, there is no purpose to your column. Have you considered a career as a whore giving blow jobs to right-wing Republicans? You would look cute with John Ashcroft's dick in your mouth.
--Lawrence Barzanti--