Wingnut Debate Dictionary - Must See!!!

[DrFunkenstein]

Ok, I'll give one example, but you really have to see this for yourself.

Colmestrato (n.) - An emasculated, harmless "liberal" stand-in included for purposes of fairness and balance.

http://stommel.tamu.edu/~baum/ethel/atrios-dictionary.html

[La_Serpiente]

1. LOLOLOLOL

funny

[DrFunkenstein]

2. False DickChenomy:

The arguer offers only two options in a situation, one of which is objectively pro-saddam.

[ComerPerro]

3. Extreme Leap

I would be laughing more if this weren't so damn true:


Extreme Leap - Democrat: "I think there might be better ways of dealing with this situation." Repub response: "So you would rather see Saddam in power." (Derelict)

[ComerPerro]

4. Thesaurus Defense

Thesaurus Defense - "The president never said it was an imminent threat! He said it was a looming danger!"

[DrFunkenstein]

5. LMAO

I'm not sure which is funnier.

[whirlygigspin]

6. Parkerbation

Parkerbation - To misquote the anonymous source you invented in the first place.

[whirlygigspin]

7. Powell Movement

Powell Movement - when a moderate allows him or herself to be used by conservatives for their own ends. From Colin Powell

[TacticalPeek]

8. Handy.

:evilgrin:

[radfringe]

9. how about

Halo Flare: (n) a halo or aura effect surrounding photographs of Bush. (v)Halo-Flaring: staging or adding through other means a halo or aura around Bush

[ET Awful]

10. I'm still laughing about awolunteer :) :) :)

n/t

[in_cog_ni_to]

11. I had to save that!

That will be used and often!

Zell-manella. Claiming that you are a "life-long Democrat," but now you're disgusted by their negativity, and you've fallen for the steely-eyed Dubya. Sufferers are known as Zellots or Zellouts

Zell-manella.....perfect! A bacteria that causes diarrhea...just like Miller has with his mouth!

[kyrasdad]

12. This is hysterical! My favs...

Coulterintuitive. Making shit up that has nothing to do with the known universe.

Clenis Syndrome: An uncontrollable urge to blurt out "Clinton did it!" or "Oh yeah? What about Clinton?" rather than using logic and reason to make one's point.

Godomy (godomizers, godomizing): Shamelessly and repeatedly invoking God in support of your partisan agenda, and implying that your opponents are less-holy-than-thou.

Inner Santorum - (n): a place where stupidity and bigotry is worshipped; where logic, common sense and decency is shunned, and a fun time had by all rich, white, heterosexuals. See also GOP HQ (thingwarbler)

limbaughcrisy: loudly denouncing 'degenerate' and illegal behavior, which one nevertheless secretly practices.

O'Reillyus Interruptus (v): being cut off from making a really good point or argument by a radio or cable TV talk show host. Usually involves being loudly shouted down, having one's mic cut (if in a studio), or being "potted down" (if calling in to a radio program). Odds of this happening are greatly increased the closer one gets to the truth.

Reagantology: the cult of Ronald Reagan, who was obviously a perfect human being with no character flaws, and the 4th member of the Holy Trinity. Its adherents are known as Reagantologists.