Limbaugh Dreams About His Return

[kentuck]

It's been a month now. His dark, empty eyes are puffy from his sleepless nights. His craving was more on his mind than his show at first. Now he thinks about what he will say to his worshipers when he returns.

He will commend the professional staff and help that assisted him in "getting clean". They treated him just like everybody else there. He didn't get any "special attention". And he appreciates all the emails and letters and flowers that he received while undergoing his treatment.

He will request that his treatment not be discussed any further. He is human and he has made a mistake. He doesn't want to blame on someone else or the "system". There are more important issues to talk about than himself, he will tell his worshipful listeners.

"By the way, folks, did you you hear that speech by Al Gore the other day...The Vice-Perpetrator is back on the speaking circuit. He still hasn't gotten over his loss to George W Bush...I will talk about that in a bit...there's a lot of stuff to go over. The Democrats hopes are looking pretty dim with the recent economic reports...And there is good news coming out of Iraq that we need to tell the folks about...blah...blah..blah..."

[Loonman]

1. Rushmaster OC!

[11 Bravo]

2. Does anyone believe that the unctuous prick

has the requisite humility to really benefit from rehab? The smart money has the fat fuck either relapsed or actually OD'ing within 6 months. (And don't you hate it when bad things happen to good people?)

[ewagner]

3. Pretty good scenario

The only thing you forgot is that he will have to say that he can't discuss the matter any further on advice of his lawyer. There may still be charges pending.........

[onecitizen]

4. ........until a knock,knock, knock on.........

his door and it's a cop coming to take him away. I can dream too can't I?

[SlavesandBulldozers]

5. hopefully he doesnt retire

he makes quite a good whipping boy.

[jonoboy]

6. why hasn't this bloke been charged yet ?

like any other junkie would be.