"Freedom: Stop Hating It" - a patriotic public service announcement

[thebigidea]

http://www.terminalproduct.com/freedom.rm

dear friends, an ashcroftian blessing in crappy realvideo form - download and stomp out unwholesome expression...

brought to you the Ministry of Homeland ReSecurity...

[thebigidea]

1. featuring wholesale destruction of the free press set to Fats Waller

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8. now with free INTIMIDATION.

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14. and I promise: so sexually suggestive Dick Cheney footage

not like that other video at all! HONEST.

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17. now with STAINFIGHTING POWER.

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2. Couldn't see it

Is the .rm file RealVideo?

[thebigidea]

3. yep, that sickly format

it seems to cough up on me when I try quicktime. the machine is tempermental, my mood moreso.

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4. Isn't the .rm file supposed to be a metafile

that points to the video in a .ram file? (Can't get it from your site either)

[thebigidea]

5. seems to work on a few different systems here

insomniac friends give the thumbs up to the download as well. left click, right click, save as, connect as, yes, we have no consistency.

[Melinda]

6. Cute FBItipsterTSAofficerhomelandsecurityCOP

You have made me see the error of my ways. I love freedom now and will work hard to ensure the rest of my neighbors, family, and associates learn to love it too. I must stop writing now, thank you for the correction.

[thebigidea]

7. doubleplusgood, citizen

the next one we did has a devious Fedayeen Saddam posing as a friendly suburban gardener watering his plants. Due to vigilance and correct application of the flag, the threat is eliminated.

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9. kick for the morning types who just can't stand being free

[Q]

10. Thanks for the chuckle...

...but I'm having a difficult time seeing humor in anything this morning.

- You already know this...but our country is pretty much fucked. The media still adores the LIttle Hitler and the Democratic party is just now realizing a coup took place in 2000 instead of an election.

- Despite all of this...I enjoy your 'sharp' wit any time of the day or night. It provides a break from the reality of Zombie America.

[thebigidea]

13. well thank you thank you. Glad to see you're sticking around here

[prolesunited]

11. So, what were you writing?

I must admit that I cringed as your friend did that to a defenseless typewriter.

[thebigidea]

12. SUBVERSIVE THOUGHTS!

Actually, the typewriter didn't work at all so we thought we'd get some use out of it in... other ways.

Apparently I'm where old typewriters go to die - I've got a stack of like 8 manual ones.

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15. Footnote #23535. Graphic enclosed.

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16. or is this a better ad?

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18. final latenite kick... HONEST!

[prolesunited]

19. You are truly shameless, aren't you?

;-)

:hi:

[thebigidea]

20. Shameless promotion for products that aren't actually for sale

that's me!

Hmm. This possibly explains why I don't actually make any money, but that's a topic for a different shameless thread.