Simpsons' Take on Clark's Support For a Flag Burning Amendment

[stickdog]

http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGAXML6NWMD.html

Kid: Hey! Who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?

Amendment: I'm not garbage.

(singing)
I'm an amendment to be.
Yes, an amendment to be,
and I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me.
There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom.
I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat 'em --
'cause there's limits to our liberties,
'least I hope and pray that there are,
'cause those libril freaks go too far.

Kid: Well, why can't we just make a law against flag burning?

Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional. But if we changed the Constitution...

Kid: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!

Amendment: Now you're catching on!

[elperromagico]

1. "And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay"

"If he fights back, I'll say that he's gayyyyyy!"