Dream one liners you wish the Dem canidate to use in debate w/ *

[Room101]

Mr. President the worse national security failure in US. History took place under your watch.

What happened to Bin Laden and your failed promise to capture him?

Why are you protecting the involvement of your friends the Saudi’s from their connections to 911 and Bin Laden?

Why did you cut Veteran benefits and troop benefit pay? The ARMY TIMES called it an act of betrayal.

Why did you allow members of the Bin Laden Family to fly out of the country on 9/13 without being interrogated by the FBI?

Where are the “Weapons of mass destruction” that took his into this Quagmire?

Mr. President how dare you taunt the opposition to kill our troops by saying BRING EM ON.

Of course I could go on and on, I focused on the foreign side of things.

[david_vincent]

1. "Maybe you'd be able to speak clearly

if you took the silver spoon out of your mouth."

[leyton]

2. Mr. President...

You've passed a "No child left behind" act, but our children still isn't learning.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. How difficult is it to catch a man on kidney dialysis with all the

resources of a superpower?

[punpirate]

4. "You've been quoted as saying...

... that God speaks to you. What has he been saying to you lately?"

[La_Serpiente]

5. Hmm

I want to live in a world where the hope of peace can become reality.

I don't know. That is my hope right now, and I hope others can share that sentiment with me.

[Aristus]

6. Clark:

"When I was serving in the war you skipped out on......"

[rucky]

7. As far as being a uniter goes...

you sure have a funny way of showing it.

[camero]

8. An oldie but a goodie.

You sir, Mr. Bush, are definitely not a JFK.

[camero]

16. Or this

So, Jesus is your favorite philosopher, huh?

[Unknown Known]

9. Mr. Bush, I read somewhere that you were trained as a fighter pilot

Have you piloted a plane since leaving the military and where were you in 1972 and 1973?

[OneTwentyoNine]

22. Mr. Bush..Why did you and Mr.Bath refuse to take a random drug test??

Please,I'd love to hear the tissue of lies Bush would crank out on that one.

David

[mlawson]

10. The obvious one: "Are you BETTER OFF now, than in 2000?"

No amount of lies or spin can produce a credible 'yes' on that one.

[boxster]

19. Are you kidding? Of course he's better off now than in 2000.

And so are all of his pals.

[mlawson]

26. No, I meant for the Dem to ask the TV audience that

question. Just as Ronnie did in 1980. It will work.

[readmylips]

11. Mr. Bush, as a religious man, resite Psalm 23...

...God is Love!..

[tom_paine]

13. "Can you recite ANY Psalm, Bunnypants*?"

That was beautiful, readmylips!

[tom_paine]

12. Clark: "C'mon over here you gutless coward...

"...I'll break you like a swizzle stick, you weak-kneed excuse for a man."

:evilgrin:

[AWD]

14. I'd like to see someone say this....

"Mr. President, adickheadsayswhat?"

[Cocoa]

15. do you think you won in 2000?

how do you feel about the fact that Al Gore got 500,000 more votes than you?

[Snellius]

17. "You don't send our sons and daughters to die for a lie"

"You say your decisions are not influenced by polls or focus groups. Then what role does Karl Rove, your political adviser, play in determining your policy?"

[Terwilliger]

18. 'you mean like the fact that you're a traitor bent on destroying America?'

n/t

[kyrasdad]

20. With all due respect, sir...

We've seen the conservatism, but where is the compassion?

Being a uniter and not a divider, could you explain the reason why the country is more divided than ever?

[knight_of_the_star]

21. Mr. President

If you are such a uniter then why is this country more fiercly divided than any time in living memory.

[Qutzupalotl]

23. So when are you going to resotre honor and dignity to the office, again?

Could you please restate your position on using troops for 'nation-building'?

We thought we were getting a chicken in every pot, but we wound up with a fox in every henhouse.

Why did you order NORAD to stand down on 9-11? I mean, it's almost like you wanted the attacks to go through or something.

[brainshrub]

24. "What is the difference between a terrorist an a freedom fighter?"

[Iverson]

25. "yes: your face and my ass."

n/t