Nuclear weapons lab's keys are lost

[dutchdemocrat]

Maybe they are behind the computer with those missing harddrives at Los Alamos?

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Nuclear weapons lab's keys are lost

November 9, 2003

BY DAVID RENNIE Advertisement
WASHINGTON -- A U.S. nuclear weapons laboratory must replace up to 100,000 locks at a cost of more than $1.6 million, after staff lost several sets of master keys to the complex, then failed to notify superiors, it emerged Friday.

The extraordinary series of security blunders at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory is outlined in a scathing report by the U.S. Energy Department's inspector general.

According to the report, officials at the laboratory have lost nine master keys and three magnetic key cards to the top-secret research facility. In some cases, officials still do not know when or how the keys went missing.

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http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-key09.html

[rudeboy666]

1. shit happens n/t

[dutchdemocrat]

2. yeah... I know.

Who hasn't lost their keys at times? I just don't have the keys to America's nuclear technology. No big deal. Homeland Security stops anything bad from happening anyway.

...right?

[Lexingtonian]

3. Oh, okay.

I'll check the little basket with our apartment's leftover keys. Come to think of it, it _was_ sort of strange that we found a nuclear warhead when we cleaned out the trash when our latest apartmentmate left.













(I'm just kidding, Mr.s Ridge and Ashcroft!)