Rush's fans send him e-mail.

[La_Serpiente]

Here are some e-mails sent to Rush from his fans during his drug therapy.
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Rush,
I'm 25 and have been a listener for over 10 years. You've been instrumental in helping me shape my worldview and have opened my eyes to a lot of things that go on in this country. I've kept you in my prayers over the past few weeks and am anxiously awaiting your return home. There are still many lessons to learn.
Good luck and God bless.
-Rob

That must one really messed up kid if Rush helped him shape his worldview

Rush,
We're having a welcome back party in my office for you on Monday! We are thrilled to have you back and will continue to pray for you to "slay the dragon." We need you back at that EIB mic!
Mega Dittos and blessings on you,
Colleen and friends

What freaks!!! I would never throw a party for Rush.

Rush,
You're coming back, you're coming back, you're coming back. I can hardly wait. I'm also glad that this first step for you is OVER and I really believe that you have made a commitment and will not abandon it. Look how you pursued your career. That same spirit in you and commitment will continue through your rehab. I believe that!!!
Joan
Sheboygan, WI

Spirit? His spirit has been broken for some time now honey.

Dear Mr. Limbaugh,
I just want you to know that my husband and I are just waiting for you to return to the airwaves. You have the support and appreciation of many in this country. What inspires me most about your program is you make people think. It seems there are so few today who will think for themselves in order to see past this ridiculous rhetoric we hear from the Left, the hypocrisy and "double standard" they hold. Know that all of us who listen to you daily will still be here to listen when you return.
Our prayers are with you.
Warmest regards,
Charlene
Tucson, AZ

Hypocrisy? Honey, have you broken out of your cacoon yet? I think you need a reality check.

More Rush E-Mails

[Skittles]

1. they are dittoheads

f***ing idiots who think Rush speaks the truth. They are more sad than hypocritical.

[FormerDittoHead]

2. Perverted minds

Charlene wrote: "...What inspires me most about your program is you make people think."

...this is a very sad comment to see how much Rush has screwed with people's mind. Damn perverted.

[William Seger]

6. If Rush really wanted to make dittoheads think...

... he'd let some "lefties" on the show every once in a while and debate them honestly. But he'll never do that because he's an intellectually dishonest chickenshit demagogue.

And if dittohead were really interested in thinking for themselves, they certainly wouldn't listen to hours on end of Limbaugh pretending to psychoanalyze liberals and debate both sides of the issues.

It must have been a tough month for his addicted-to-bullshit dittoheads. I think part of the Democratic health plan should be rehab for dittoheads.

[newyawker99]

12. Hi FormerRushFan!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[ComerPerro]

15. I would consider what Rush does

more along the lines of teaching his listeners to memorize and parrot. Because, if they thought, they would realize what a web of lies his show is.

BTW, :hi:

[Bozola]

18. Welcome, FormerRushFan

[yella_dawg]

3. My brother,

I swear to god, I ain't lyin, thinks "Rush Limbaugh is the greatest mind in America". I didn't laugh. (Until I got outside.)

[JDavidChadwick]

4. His fans love him

It's like a bond between him and his audience. If you seperate him from them, it's like they lost their arm or something. It's very different from most celebrity/fan relationships.

[newyawker99]

13. Hi JDavidChadwick!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[skibunny4dean]

16. Maybe they all get high together...

...okay, whatever. Pass the percacit please!

[BlueJazz]

5. Damn!..Thanks a lot La_Serpiente

Now I've got puke all over my keyboard. :)

[yowzayowzayowza]

7. Send 'em this:

http://www.campchaos.com/othershows/casino-of-doom/RxUSH_master.swf

(Warning not 56k friendly.)

[liberalnurse]

8. If he is sober.......

or even just dry.....he will not be able to handle the pressure. He's done his show high too long......I am patiently waiting for his relapse and failure. The freeper fundies have no idea they will contribute to his use. All freepers are narcocistic so what else would one expect.

[neebob]

9. It makes me sick and angry

that this narcissistic blowhard is able to trick so many people into believing he somehow gives a flying fuck about them. Like he'd send a card if they were rehab or contribute a penny to the retirement fund he helped the BFEE disappear. Hannity does the same thing with his big pretend-buddy family, and O'Reilly is doing it, too, with his who's-looking-out-for-you bullshit.

My mother sucks it up like Hoover in all three cases, and it's especially infuriating because she's always been the first one to tell me this person or that person I actually know is using me. She'd probably think it was normal to throw an office party for some obscenely rich loudmouth you've never met.

[William Seger]

10. "... you make people think."

Poor dittoheads... all month long, they must have been like Curly: "I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!"

[Bozola]

11. Dear Rush

It's nice to see that you've managed to evade "chillin'" in the Big House (I'd hate to think what that would have done to your 'anal cyst') and get your drug problem sorted out. Thank God, you're not poor and black, eh?

Speaking of God, it certainly does seem that God is far more attentive to the pleas of leniency from your listeners to saving fat white drug abusing liars than He is to the family and friends of those who died in the WTC disaster, Afghanistan, Iraq, Palestine, or Israel. I guess He must be a fan. Lucky you.

Since you seem to think there's an advantage to being black, perhaps you could petition His holiness for a change. Given your track record, I'm sure He'll give it serious consideration.

But I digress. I have a slight concern about the your narcotic addiction, excuse me, your heroic battle against the cronic pain of being a rich white man. I fear that now you have "dried out" that your "edge" might be lost to us. Over the last few years we've come to expect, nay, relish the outrageous and insane babblings of yours. Imagine our surprise when we discovered that new Rush, friend of the Shrubs and the hallowed voice of the common bigot everywhere, was, in fact, a product of chemical abuse.

I fear that I shall lose the Rush I've known for years. I fear that the essentially "liberal" drug treatment you've received will have blunted your insane and delusional Weltanschauung. I know that this is a selfish desire or mine to see you become further withdrawn and agitated until you self-destruct in an orgy of perversity and hedonism, like all the "great" stars do.

Now that your psychic boil has been lanced, I expect you'll start to see a faint glimmer of reason you'll become the next Connie Chung or Geraldo.

Please, Rush, think of your listeners. Think of what we've come to expect from you. Think, Rush, for the first time, think.

Such wasted potential.



(on edit: dang typos)

[ComerPerro]

14. What gives?

What about my letter?

I wrote to Rush, telling him what a big fan I was now that I knew he was a druggie. Then I invited him to my crib, where we could smoke a rock and he could meet my bitch. Then I told him we could go cruising for hos, pick up our welfare checks, and buy some malt liquor and cigarettes. But he didn't answer me.

I even invited him to come by, smoke a bowl, hit a beer bong, do a couple mushrooms, and go to a Phish concert, but he didn't even thank me for the offer.

So I guess that means he won't be scoring me any X any time soon.

Well, fuck him. He can just forget about that heroin I promised him.

[snippy]

17. Oxydittos !

My email:

Oxydittos Rush!

Welcome back. The shittoheads have missed your lying, hate mongering bigotry. You validate their beliefs.

Sincerely,

XXX