Imagine if George Bush and Bill Gates visited London together!

[JailBush]

The European Union is striking back at both Bush and Gates - kind of like the Star Wars heroes striking back at the Evil Empire. Can you imagine if Bush and Gates gave a joint speech to parliament, promoting democracy and Windows?

Maybe they could give the British advice on how to prevent power blackouts or energy crises. They could give them all sorts of tips about preventing terrorism! George Bush ran and hid in Nebraska, and Microsoft uses Linux when it needs extra security; how quaint.

Bill Gates could boast about the football stadium the taxpayers bought for Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen - who's more interested in searching for intelligent life in space than helping anyone on Earth. George Bush could butt in with a "Hallelujah - how about SAFECO Field, the most expensive sports stadium on Earth? The taxpayers paid for that one, too!"

Bush and Gates could put their technologized noggins together and offer ideas that will help the British launch rockets that DON'T EXPLODE HIGH IN THE SKY.

I know - Bush and Gates could tell the British how to help rebuild a country once it has been destroyed! Or maybe they can have a folksy chat about their humble beginnings (in the womb).

Laura and Melinda could remind Parliament that behind every corporate crook there's a deviant woman - one who even killed her boyfriend!

Sheez, why stop at Bill and George? Why not take Bush's entire cabinet and Microsoft's top officials along? It would be kinda like Buffalo Bill's "Wild West Show" - only wilder!