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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:10 PM
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gentlemen, start your engines . . . it's the GoogleRace for candidates!
Edited on Mon Nov-17-03 04:13 PM by OneBlueSky
that's right, boys and girls . . . just enter an issue and find out how the good folks at Google rank the candidates . . . does it work? . . . well, I entered "gay rights," and Lieberman came in at #1 . . . hmmmm . . .

http://www.googlerace.com/

on edit: something fishy going on here . . . I entered "economy" and then "environment" . . . and Lieberman won them both! . . . I don't like this game . . .
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veganwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:15 PM
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1. im not sure how "accurate" this is...
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:17 PM
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2. And I tried "asshole"
Dean was #1
Clark #2
Edwards #3
Sharpton
Lieberman
Kerry
Bush
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GreenArrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:22 PM
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7. nevermind
Edited on Mon Nov-17-03 04:55 PM by GreenArrow
nevermind
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SayitAintSo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 11:47 PM
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44. I did "chickenhawk" and I think it's in a loop ....
Figured that would be easy !
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:18 PM
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3. Well, This is What I Got

Al Sharpton wins the "yo mama" award

Al Sharpton 1

Joe Lieberman 2

George Bush 3

John Kerry 4

John Edwards 5

Howard Dean 6

Wesley Clark 7

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La_Serpiente Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:20 PM
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4. Eeek...this is totaly off
I typed in Environment

Joe Liberman
John Kerry
GEORGE BUSH!!!!!
Al Sharpton
John Edwards
Wes Clark
Howard Dean
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SeveneightyWhoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:20 PM
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5. Typed in "homosexuality", and result not very surprising:
"Joe Lieberman wins the Homosexuality award"!
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mourningdove92 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:21 PM
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6. I typed in Electability
and got
1 Dean
2 Kerry
3 Clark
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NashVegas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:22 PM
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9. And the NRA Award
Everyone loves Joe!

ahem - down at the bottom:

This site is not affiliated with Google, and is brought to you by Eyebeam R&D

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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:22 PM
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8. Drugs
Edited on Mon Nov-17-03 04:24 PM by lunabush
Al's #1!

Al Sharpton
1
Joe Lieberman
2
John Kerry
3
George Bush
4
Wesley Clark
5
John Edwards
6
Howard Dean
7


What the hell - for sex offender. Seems like Al is winning all the bad things...

Al Sharpton wins the "sex offender" award

Al Sharpton
1

Joe Lieberman
2

John Kerry
3

Howard Dean
4

Wesley Clark
5

John Edwards
6

George Bush
7



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Jackhammer Jesus Donating Member (415 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:27 PM
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12. I think you might be onto something...
Al Sharpton wins the "venereal disease" award

Al Sharpton -1

George Bush - 2

John Edwards - 3

Howard Dean - 4

John Kerry - 5

Wesley Clark - 6

Joe Lieberman - No Results

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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:30 PM
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15. I tried several others and Al got slammed
on all them. I'm guessing that there is a heap of negative press out there on Al, and I often think he best describes the true intent of our party. A vast right wing conspiracy to muddy the waters, indeed.
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:36 PM
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17. My childish searches
"Howard Dean wins the BITCH award"
"Howard Dean wins the ASSHOLE award"
"George Bush wins the HORSESHIT award"
"John Kerry wins the McGOVERN award"
"Joe Lieberman wins the ASSFACE award"
"Al Sharpton wins the SVENGALI award"
"Al Sharpton wins the TONY award"
"Wesley Clark wins the MONKEYBOY award"
"John Edwards wins the DARWIN award"

and my personal favorite...

"George Bush wins the CHIMP award"



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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:23 PM
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10. We've had difficulties with Google here before
Four of us each typed in candidate names and each came up with a different number of webpages.

Google likes to fuck with us.
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NashVegas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:24 PM
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11. This is NOT Google
Read the bottom.
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BlackFrancis Donating Member (243 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:28 PM
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14. it uses google
all it does is submit the word you used and count how many hits it gets when it submits it as say "legalize" +"dean" and then goes through and submits the word with the rest of the candidates names and checks each one for the number of hits.

The winner winds up being the one with the most hits.
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 06:13 PM
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25. message deleted
Edited on Mon Nov-17-03 06:15 PM by Capn Sunshine
wrong placement
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:38 PM
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18. I know that, but it uses Google,
which makes me question its reliability.

Ehh, I think I'm taking it too seriously.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:28 PM
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13. John Kerry wins the Oxycontin award
I have NO idea what this means...

John Kerry
1

Al Sharpton
2

Wesley Clark
3

Joe Lieberman
4

John Edwards
5

George Bush
6

Howard Dean
No Results

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Zynx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:30 PM
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16. John Kerry wins the McGovern award.
That's funny.
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 04:39 PM
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19. LOL, I found that too
That ought to silence those who say Dean is the next George McGovern!

John Edwards wins the Darwin award, and Al Sharpton wins the Tony award.
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 05:39 PM
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20. "Sex Appeal" has Lieberman in #1
Sharpton at #2
Then Kerry, Edwards, Dean, Clark and Bush.

Ha! Ha Ha Hahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

ROTFLMAO
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 05:51 PM
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21. Joe Lieberman wins the Smegma award
I've done exactly one search, and I'm done. It's just too perfect to do otherwise...


Joe Lieberman wins the Smegma award

Joe Lieberman
1

John Edwards
2

Al Sharpton
3

George Bush
4

Howard Dean
No Results

John Kerry
No Results

Wesley Clark
No Results


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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 05:56 PM
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22. An intersting premise
with a flawed algorithm.
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lysergik Donating Member (340 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 06:07 PM
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23. It's not flawed, it does as it advertises.
"Google has written an API that allows us to query their search engine and analyze the results. The key indicator that we are using to process our statistics is Total Results. If you run a search on Google, you can easily see how the total results for any search is also a measure of the popoularity of that term across the web."

Big deal, it ranks them in order of how many total hits come up.. whoopie. It will never be accurate doing things that way. What a lame website :thumbsdown:

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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 10:38 PM
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34. You're Incorrect -- Read for Comprehension
If you'd read the paragraph that followed the one you quoted, you'd see that they go beyond a straight measure of popularity and do, in fact, use their own algorithm.

We are using different formulations for the user-defined Google race and the predefined and analysed trends. The predefined trends use only the Total Results, to give an estimate of how well candidates are penetrating into American conciousness on key issues. The user defined searches are different, calculating a percentage to see which candidate is seen mostly, relative to their own web presence, as having the characteristics that the user searches for.

User-Defined Race: {"$Search Term" + "$Candidate Name" - $All Other Candidate}/{"$Candidate Name" - $All Other Candidates}


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TexasPatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 06:12 PM
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24. Sharpton wins the Fascist award
and here I was pushpolling for shrub....
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TexasPatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 06:14 PM
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26. then again
Sharpton wins the "hello kitty" award too...
(but Dean comes in 2nd)
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 06:17 PM
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27. Joe Lieberman wins the "douche bag" award
Edited on Mon Nov-17-03 06:23 PM by Capn Sunshine
there might be something to this after all.....

also......
George Bush wins the "butt reaming asshole" award
and yet.....
No One wins the "fucking degenerate sleazebag" award


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TexasPatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 06:41 PM
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28. rofl
Wesley Clark wins the "Paris Hilton Sex Tape" award
I cant wait for the acceptance speech.
hehehehe
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 09:57 PM
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29. This One I Don't Get:
Edited on Mon Nov-17-03 10:00 PM by ribofunk
George Bush wins the "latte liberal" award

George Bush 1
Al Sharpton No Results
Howard Dean No Results
Joe Lieberman No Results
John Edwards No Results
John Kerry No Results
Wesley Clark No Results

But this one I do get:

George Bush wins the "empty warhead" award

George Bush 1
Al Sharpton No Results
Howard Dean No Results
Joe Lieberman No Results
John Edwards No Results
John Kerry No Results
Wesley Clark No Results
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 10:09 PM
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30. Joe Lieberman wins the "Gephardt" award
Edited on Mon Nov-17-03 10:09 PM by Cocoa
Gep didn't even place, using his own name.

on the other hand John Kerry won the "Looks French" award, followed by Dean and Bush.
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 10:23 PM
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31. Here are More:
Joe Lieberman wins the Wimp award


Al Sharpton wins the Bling award


Howard Dean wins the "fishy smell" award


Wesley Clark wins the "silly walk" award

Wesley Clark 1
George Bush 2

God, I love this. This is so immature.
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 11:27 PM
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41. And Lieberman gets the "Dead Parrot" Award! n/t
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-18-03 03:46 PM
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45. And . . .
George Bush wins the "tainted presidency" award
George Bush wins the LIHOP award
George Bush wins the MIHOP award
George Bush wins the "state terrorism" award
George Bush wins the "coke snorting" award
George Bush wins the "friend of Osama bin Laden" award
George Bush wins the "plunging the world into chaos" award


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brava Donating Member (47 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 10:26 PM
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32. Wow, George W. Bush wins the peace award. nt
x
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 10:27 PM
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33. and the anti war award...
:wtf:
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tishaLA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 10:39 PM
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35. And the hermaphrodite award goes to:
1 Al Sharpton
2 George Bush
3 Howard Dean
4 Wesley Clark
5 John Kerry
6 John Edwards
No Results: Joe Lieberman


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Bombero1956 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 10:49 PM
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36. I couldn't help myself... honest
but but the d*ck licker award goes to George Bush. He also wins the penis head award.
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Baconfoot Donating Member (653 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 10:57 PM
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37. Strangely, Al Sharpton wins the "Facist" award (Bush second?) nt
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IranianDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 11:01 PM
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38. HAHAHAH DEAN LAST IN "DEFENSE" ROFL.
.
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FDRrocks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 11:02 PM
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39. lol
Edited on Mon Nov-17-03 11:04 PM by FDRrocks
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IranianDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 11:06 PM
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40. HAHAHHA DEAN WINS THE "FUCKER" AWARD.
Good ol' Deanie.
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wheresthemind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 11:39 PM
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42. Joe Lieberman wins the "hot ass" award
..... has anyone gotten a view of his ass? Cause I want to give him the benifit of the doubt here! The media has been marginalizing his ass in my opinion! Give his ass fair time!

Joe Lieberman
1


John Kerry
2


Howard Dean
3


John Edwards
4


George Bush
5
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wheresthemind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-17-03 11:42 PM
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43. and just what in the hell is this!

George Bush wins the "alex cutler" award


George Bush
1


I WANT A RECOUNT!
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