What is Rush's prefered method of administering his Narcotics? (Poll)

[Dr Fate]

What is Rush's prefered method of administering his Black-market Narcotics?

I'm going to have to go with one of the needle options- he has been in the "game" long enough to have degenerated to that point...We have yet to see any recent pics of Rush in short sleeves as well-suggesting that he may be hiding his needle "tracks"...

here are some hard facts on this contoversy:

http://www.oxycontinaddiction.info/injecting-oc.htm

Individuals who abuse OxyContin by injecting the crushed tablets quickly become addicted. Injecting OxyContin requires a preparation regimen similar to that of heroin. This allows the abuser to receive the full effect of the pure Oxycodone almost immediately. This creates an effect similar to illicit opioid narcotics, such has heroin. Such a regimen requires the removal of the tablet coating by either sucking on it or scraping it with the teeth or a razor blade, followed by melting the remainder on a spoon, adding water, and then injecting the solution. Dissolving and injecting the contents of OxyContin can slow down or stop breathing and lead to death. Injecting OxyContin can also kill the tissue around the injection site and trigger heart and lung problems.




Rush is a man of big appetites and excess- whether it's food, cuban "blunts" or his "heroin like" fix...And I cant see the William Burroughs of Talk Radio remaining satisified by just mere pill popping...

[Drifter]

1. Maybe he just puts ...

them up his nose .... Whole.

I do have to vote for a suppository

Cheer
Drifter

[11 Bravo]

2. It can't be in suppository form.

Remember those pesky anal cysts which kept him out of Viet Nam?

[tom_paine]

6. Damnit, you beat me to the punch, 2d2bprez!

:toast:

[9215]

11. beat me too

:toast:

[GainesT1958]

3. I was going to say "Main-lining" right in the butt...

To make all those old Viet Nam-era cysts feel better!:eyes:

Picturing OxyRush getting up during commercials and asking studio aides to "shoot him" you-know-where IS kind of amusing, though! :evilgrin:

B-)

[BackDoorMan]

15. Shit (no pun) it's a joke...everyone knows that.

[Democrats unite]

4. You forgot to put a troft like a pig uses.

But then again that would be demeaning to a pig, comparing him with Rush.

[Dr Fate]

5. When he was still enjoying Narcotics orally, he ate them like beer-nuts

Worse than Jim Morrison & Elvis combined...

So your "pig troff" analogy may not be far off...

[Jacobin]

7. YOu forgot one:

Dissolves them in a huge tub of water and takes a sitz bath and soaks them up through his beloved pinoidal cyst which kept him out of nam

[Turbineguy]

8. There was a story some years ago

about a guy who put crack up his urether. He enjoyed hellatious orgasms. Then he got gangrene and his schwantz fell off in the bathtub. A friend of mine commented:

"At least he still has his memories!"

[leftofthedial]

9. he inserts them into the rectums

of his listeners, everytime he opens his fat lying hypocrrite mouth.

[Dr Fate]

13. I often confuse their mouths with their rectums...

...nothing put black feces comes out of either one...

[FunBobbyMucha]

10. I voted for the scrotal sac route

then realized it would be extremely hard to inject in a site you haven't seen since grade school. That is what we in the medical field call a "blind stick."

Oh to have the videotapes of his detox.

[9215]

12. I want to know if he is dealing.

That is a question I don't believe he has answered. Did his housemaid who squealed say anything about this?

Larry Flynt might like to know, hee.

[Dr Fate]

14. Bush and Rush both said that "dealing" funds terrorism

I guess that makes Rush "Ali-Baba" Limbaugh a "terrorist"

[9215]

19. Good one. We need to get that song "The Pusher"

"I say, goddamn, uh huh the PUUSHER!" Saturday night live with a Rush impersonator and that song as background.

[Dr Fate]

20. Dealers of hard-narcotics are worse than Pimps and akin to murderers

I'd love for a right-winger to tell me diferent!!!

[The White Rose]

16. Inserts in anal cyst.

Always thought he didn't know his ass from his elbow, but still...

[Dr Fate]

17. "The needle and the damage done..."

...kick

[Blaze Diem]

18. S'pose Rush & Anal Coulter "fixed"each other up???

As tweaked as Anal Coulter and Rush appeared during the Clinton trials..remember that screaming, wild-eyed, rant, for hours at a time???. Have they a "special bond?"