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JailBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 06:23 AM
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Really BAD Bush Jokes
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1. What do you call a moral midget who lives in the African bush?

A bushman.


2. What do you call a moron who gets a sex change operation?

A bushtit.


3. What do you call a unit of measurement for quantifying the lies George W. Bush tells in an average day?

A bushel.


4. What do you call a Texan whore who kills her boyfriend, then marries a drug addict?

Laura Bush.


5. If Mt. Rushmore was renamed Mt. Bushmore, which president would George W. most likely replace?

None - George W. Bush isn't a real president!


6. If George W. Bush is one heartbeat away from the presidency, where's Dick Cheney?

No one knows.


7. What type of reading skills do fuzzy math fans favor?

Foniks.


8. What kind of people waste taxpayers' time outlawing freedom fries?

Dick taters.


9. If George W. Bush was castrated, who'd be the last to know?

Laura Bush.


10. If Ronald Reagan divorced his wife, Eva Peron, what would he tell his son, George W. Bush?

"Son, the best thing you can do as Sheriff of Texas is to get someone to paint the Berlin Wall!"
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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 06:34 AM
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1. Hillarious!
Not!
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-19-03 07:33 AM
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2. Pretty bad, all right
I alerted on you for those...

Just kidding. hehe.
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