Fish & Chimps: a photo gallery + more!

[nostamj]

her majesty is not amused



isn't that cute, *'s tie matches pickles, uh, um, her costume



his majesty is not amused



yes george, those are bayonets... keep moving



n/t






steve bell's latest:


Dear President Bush,

The child who has lost his arms
thought he was catching a ball
when the bomb his enemies dropped
bounced through his dapper hall.

Look at him here in his bed
washed by the camera glare:
the world must know what happened,
and show how truly it cares.

Was it in fact his foes
who threw this thing in his house?
Or was it perhaps his friends -
hence their exceptional fuss?

Guilt is the great disguiser,
blacking the white of the sun.
One thing we know for sure:
the ball goes bouncing on.

Andrew Motion
Poet laureate

[Bozita]

1. "Fish & Chimps" --- best title ever

lmao

[madrchsod]

2. once again pickles

shows the world that she has no clue on how to dress. my god, doesn`t she have enough brains to hire someone to dress her? jesus the queen looks good compared to pickles. maybe the girls at "what not to wear" can help her out....

[omshanti]

3. pickles is looking particularly step-ford ish in the 2nd photo.

Rove must have wound the clockwork too tight.

[MUAD_DIB]

11. They both have that Stepford plastic toy quality

about them: Disney animatrinocs at its best.

[leftchick]

4. and that creepy grin she has.....where Have I seen it before?

Now I remember.....

[bushisanidiot]

32. Mrs. George Has That Xanax Smile!

what a gal!

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

8. She should wear a more modern, longer jacket

that skims over the hips instead of stopping short and squaring everything off. Also accentuate the bustline with an open collar, not hide it, to take emphasis up where she wants it.

Hilary has been wearing some nice suits like that lately. Just cause a woman has some hips doesn't mean she has to look dumpy.

[economic justice]

30. I agree, but...

How much attention is paid to the dress of MEN in politics? We should stick to bashing Bush and his criminal policies rather than attacking his wife personally. (IMO)

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

36. I don't mean to attack her, but it would be nice to see them act and look

more professional. She could look nicer if she would get some advice. I don't hold too much against her, Bush is the one that is really unquallified and embarrassing. Although that is the least of the problems with him.

[BuckeFushe]

20. Queer eye for the Chimp guy.

I bet Pickles shops at WalMart.

[tnlefty]

5. why is it he only seems to have 2 facial expressions?

He either looks goofy/stupid or surly and mean. Has anyone ever mentioned that he could put his feet and legs together while standing at a formal occasion?

BTW, I love the title.

[soupkitchen]

6. We swear to god we didn't buy the Queen's hat at Disneyland.

[alfredo]

7. the queen always makes that face when she

farts.

[Malva Zebrina]

9. Bell cartoon a little sad,

More of the happy couple who went to visit the Queen



Hee heee--stupid ass look



note the negative body language--leanind away from the Queen



Woooooooo--broad beam and this time it's not the smile on her face. This is why this middle aged lady with a middle aged figure should wear a jacket that gives a better line. Bra lines showing also--tooooo tight this jacket. She must think when she looks in the mirror, that she is seeing herself as she was when she was twenty




Drugged? Too much wine with lunch?

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

12. Golleee....I never seen a big fluffy hat like at one beeefore! n/t

n/t

[chookie]

26. Very tacky of Laura!

Just HOW arrogant IS this cow anyway -- trying to out-frump the Queen!

[MrBenchley]

10. THAT's a poem....

Here's another....

The hand that signed the paper felled a city;
Five sovereign fingers taxed the breath,
Doubled the globe of dead and halved a country;
These five kings did a king to death.

The mighty hand leads to a sloping shoulder,
The finger joints are cramped with chalk;
A goose's quill has put an end to murder
That put an end to talk.

The hand that signed the treaty bred a fever,
And famine grew, and locusts came;
Great is the hand that holds dominion over
Man by a scribbled name.

The five kings count the dead but do not soften
The crusted wound nor pat the brow;
A hand rules pity as a hand rules heaven;
Hands have no tears to flow.

-- Dylan Thomas

[in_cog_ni_to]

13. Your title is PRICELESS!

and those pics are great! Pickles and her chimp "A Day with the Queen." I cannot BELIEVE they are wearing color co-ordinated "outfits"...holy shit.

Her Majesty looks miserable!

The bayonet caption is Perfect!

[nostamj]

14. thanks!

I was REALLY pleased with the title....

I lost a great pick though. guess CNN scrubbed it. showed chimp giving his speech and his smirk was half-way to a Cheney sneer...

[Malva Zebrina]

15. wonder why that first photo was cropped like that?

check out the length of his pants--must of forgot to put his belt on.

[globalcitizen]

21. and her WHITE shoes and panty hose

even the Q doesn't wear white shoes after Labor Day

[Andy_Stephenson]

16. Fish and Chimps?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[nostamj]

35. it just popped into my head........... eom

[Octafish]

17. No-class ass.

The Little Turd from Crawford can't pay attention even for a minute.

[truthspeaker]

18. three words ladies:

Dark business suits. What is up with First Ladies dressing in monstrosities made from curtains and table-cloths? Hillary used to look like a big pink maxi-pad. As for Pickles, next stop: Frumpsville. Population: you.

[nostamj]

19. one more

[DinahMoeHum]

22. Ugh!! That Queen Victoria parody was too much for me !!

"scuse me while I clean up my keyboard.

:puke:

[Malva Zebrina]

23. Here's one good reason that ladies do not wear a hemline as short

as Laura. :eyes: Notice the others have hemlines that are quite a bit lower than hers--someone may have told her she has good legs, so she decided to show them off ?--like a holywood star--or Anne Coulter--but look what happens to her image and her dignity when she is unable to get out of the car gracefully--you would think someone would have been there to offer a hand--Putin would have done that for Ludmilla :-)

Maybe we can take up a collection and send Laura to a good finishing school where she would learn to exit a car gracefully by swiviling her body around first toward the open door, while swinging her both legs around, then placing both feet on the ground while facing front and then standing up.

[maggrwaggr]

24. I didn't realize what a pathetic little shrimp Charles is

until I saw him standing next to Shrub. Shrub ain't that tall, folks. I've met him. He's maybe 5'10" with dress shoes on.

[nostamj]

25. more protest pics!

blood in the fountain (trafalger sq)

[chookie]

27. Question about Queen's hat

Um -- is there some kind of PR tie-in with the up-coming release of the movie "Cat in the Hat?" I've noticed products that tie in with this movie at KMart, but am somewhat disturbed that the Queen is now renting her head out to commercial interests.

[oasis]

28. good stuff, thanks

[nostamj]

29. this is very rude, VERY RUDE (you were warned)

[bpilgrim]

31. don't forget to add them to the GFP Gallery ;-)

http://bbs.globalfreepress.com/coppermine

create a user account then upload... where they will be easy to find and folks can vote for their favorites and email them to friends.

:hi:

peace

[nostamj]

33. maybe tomorrow...

got plans immediately after work and will be kinda late getting home....

[nostamj]

34. never travel without your BANNER!