transcript for rush's first show back

[shamanstar]

i am sorry that people mightve discussed this to death, but i misses out on the fun and wanted to express my amazement at this piece of work.

http://ksfo.com/goout.asp?u=http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_111703/content/rush_speaks.guest.html
"as i was saying about five weeks ago... Greetings, my friends, and welcome back. This is the award-winning, thrill-packed, ever-exciting, increasingly popular, growing-by-leaps-and-bounds Rush Limbaugh program on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network."

*just to let everyone know that the show is going to be just fine*

"I'm going to tell you the truth; I didn't - well, I did read a newspaper two or three days, but didn't watch much television, kept track of no news."

*im going to tell you the truth actually has been proven to mean, i am lying to you*

"There are some things, though, I do want to tell you, and I think in the course of the coming days a number of the things that I have learned about myself and a number of the things that I want to share with you will just come out in the normal course of conversation and executing broadcast excellence flawlessly as I am known for and still habitually capable of doing. "

*im never going to tell you a thing*

"And I know that a number of you - you ought to see the mail I've gotten, the e-mail and the phone response. The volume is beyond my ability to describe. You wouldn't believe it, and if I told you how much it is, people would think "hype." But it's so voluminous;"

*so if any of you are thinking of not supporting me, you will definately be in the minority because EVERYONE supports me as evidenced by the volumes of mail*

"I want you to know that I've got mixed emotions. I'm so excited about what I've learned, I want to tell you all about it. And there's another part of me that says, "No, that's not what you want." And so that's it."

*im not going to tell you anything ever because YOU dont want to hear it.*

"But I don't want anybody to get frightened about this, now. This has no impact on what you have come to know, love and respect here and expect, because I've not been phony here. I've not been artificial or any of that on the program. I was all that elsewhere. I was all that other places, but not here. And all of this will reveal itself"

*ive never made fun of drug addicts on the air- NEVER!*


wow- truly incredible.

[E_Zapata]

1. oh, thanks for posting this. I didn;t know the details.

Truly incredible is right.

I think of Nixon blubbering on: "I am not a crook!"

I am speechless.....but not incoherent and full of freudian slips like *someone* I can think of.

[fishnfla]

2. Jesus same old rush

every sentance has the word "I" in it at least once, sometime three times or more, if you add in the "me" and "my" its all about him aint it?

If he went thru a self help program, it failed. It is obvious he didn't go thru a 12 step program thats for sure.

Back on the junk by 12/1/03