Which Repug Merits a Face Transplant?

[JailBush]

Sheez, bioengineers (I'm using the term loosely) are now talking about transplanting faces. So which Repugs would you like to see outfitted with new faces - and whose faces?

I think Karl Rove's butt would look good on George Bush. Then he would literally be talking out of his ass!

Peewee Herman's BIG ADVENTURE expression would look so much more appropriate on Donald Rumsfeld's torso than his present face. John Ashcroft would probably commit suicide if he woke up with Larry Flynt's face. Or let's give him Barbara Bush's face and watch him scare the bejesus out of America!

If Arnold Schwarzenegger and Anne Coulter exchanged faces, they'd still be freaks. Maria Shriver's face belongs on a Republican, too.

Any card-carrying chickenhawk deserves a pale face with a finely sculpted nose; hmmmm... Michael Jackson may not need his face for a while.

Like so many Democrats, the President of the National Education Association doesn't need a new face - he just needs a fresh coat of yellow paint.

Let's give Bill Gates Willy Horton's face, so the public won't have to struggle so hard to envision the real Bill Gates. Paul Allen likes to search for other intelligent life forms, so let's give him a pig's face! We can all guess what animal would look good glued to Tony Blair's craven skull.

Frank Blethen - deranged owner of the Seattle Times - might benefit from Linda Tripp's evil mask.

Rush Limbaugh needs two faces.

But what does the head of the Republican Party - George Bush Senior - deserve for a face mask? How about a shrunken elephant head!

[dbt]

1. Nah. No face transplants for Repugs.

Instead, they should have all flesh removed from their faces so they can be readily seen for the Death's Heads that they have all become.

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dbt