JailBush
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Fri Nov-21-03 09:24 PM
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What will George W. Bush destroy during Act II? |
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Anti-Bush websites should list some of Bush's most destructive policies, the speculate on damage he might do during a second term. Here are some possibilities:
1. Overtime will likely be eliminated in its entirety.
2. Social Security will be privatized. Anyone who expects to collect social security more than five years from now is a fool.
3. The Arctic National Wildlife Refuge will almost certainly be opened to the oil barons.
4. National parks will likely be privatized.
5. The Patriot Act IV will install video cameras in every family's home.
6. We'll almost certainly attack another country - possibly two, three or more. Syria and Iran are probably tops on the list.
7. Trade wars!
8. Corporate corruption will continue unabated. Enron will be forgotten as dozens of other corporate giants screw millions of Americans.
8. Fear and hatred of the U.S. can only intensify. Citizens of non-Muslim nations will conduct terrorist attacks against the United State.
10. Think public education can't fall any more? Think again.
11. Global warming would continue making headlines even if Bush slammed on the brakes. Instead, Bush will do all he can to dump more pollution into the atmosphere. In other environmental news, Bush will jerk protection away from endangered species. Oops - the bastards already did that. Nevermind!
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ComerPerro
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Fri Nov-21-03 09:26 PM
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1. The Pyramids, The Parthenon... |
KamaAina
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Fri Nov-21-03 09:27 PM
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2. Fifth after fifth of "Evil Dewar's" |
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assuming Act II begins with the inauguration of President Dean on 1/20/05.
Otherwise... the planet... :scared: :scared: :scared:
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ComerPerro
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Fri Nov-21-03 09:28 PM
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Nice. All around nice. Great pun, great slam...
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Fri Nov-21-03 09:57 PM
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You forgot one....
12. Another Round of Massive Tax Cuts for the Rich!
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