I have flat feet and terrible vision - ask meanything!

[JAbuchan08]

actually I was just wondering if this is still enough to keep me out of the military.

[onebigbadwulf]

1. Flat feet maybe

bad vision no.


I think they'd just throw you into a desk job with flat feet.

[pippin]

2. don't know if you know the old Arlo Guthrie song?

Sarge I'm only sixteen
and my feet are flat
and I always carry a purse
etc. etc,


from the Vietnam era? :-)

[JAbuchan08]

3. it sounds familiar...

and I have no objection to carrying a purse.

[Hogarth]

4. Heh, heh ...

He tried to get out by telling the recruiter, "I wanna kill! I wanna see blood and guts and veins in my teeth. I wanna kill!"

So they accepted him.

I forget how he got out. Forty years can devastate a body's memory cells.

[Demobrat]

5. How terrible?

Blindness works.