Has anyone seen/heard from Dick Cheney lately?

[colorado_ufo]

Awful quiet out there, and it makes me very nervous - like when you haven't heard the kids for a while. The silence always made me drop what I was currently focusing on and go looking for them.

[onebigbadwulf]

1. So true

Animals and children get eerily silents when no good is happening

[TreasonousBastard]

5. Way back in the Army days...

it was well known that GI's bitched constantly.

It was when they stopped bitching you worried-- they were undoubtedly cooking something up.

[gardenista]

2. Actually, he's been cooking up some yellow cake for Tehran

Wants to have it all nice and frosted in time for the GOP convention.

[Pale_Rider]

3. Hanging out with his buddies Osama and Saddam ...

... in their deluxe underground bunker at the Naval Observatory.

[wtmusic]

4. Actually I hung with him today

We went to this bar in Glendale and got WASTED--he does this thing after he has about four or five shots where he starts crawling under the tables, saying he's looking for WMD's (as an excuse to look up women's skirts). Well today, Dickey boy got kicked in the face by a young lady who didn't appreciate the humor. Then all of a sudden there were like, three bouncers and Cheney started throwing up, and he was doing this imitation of a guy in cardiac arrest but I couldn't tell if he was serious or not, so I just bailed.

He can be a real pain in the ass.

[thebigidea]

6. pay no attention to the Dick behind the curtain

[Media_Lies_Daily]

7. He's at an undisclosed location planning the next terrorist attack.

[7th_Sephiroth]

8. he's cowering in total fear

in his bunker

[juajen]

9. Well, he does have the "shadow" government to run, ya know?

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