Top 10 reasons why I am better than Bush*.

[Renew Deal]

1. I can say nuclear.
2. I never got a DWI.
3. I don't have an unsticker.
4. I don't look like a simian.
5. I don't believe in starting wars for oil.
6. I do not believe that we should have a debt and I would pay ours ASAP.
7. I have a good reason not to lie in a post 9/11 EPA report. I actually live in NY.
8. I don't call 10 of my best guy friends over to sign anti-abortion bills.
9. I would act on a report that says terrorists are going to attack us. Furthermore, I would not run to my ranch during that timeframe.
10. I am not the most hated man in the world.

:bounce:

[eileen_d]

1. Ha!

1. I read newspaper articles in their entirety, rather than having their headlines selectively read to me.
2. If I had a wife, I would refuse to go out with her in public if she chose to wear burlap.
3. I think that "Healthy Forests" usually have trees left standing in them.
4. I believe public schools and Head Start should receive funding, not (for example) Halliburton.
5. I believe gay marriages should be legal (and would probably be an inspiration to many straight marriages).
6. I never did coke.
7. I *earned* my admission to an Ivy League school.
8. I don't get four weeks off every summer.
9. I don't surround myself with evil people and sycophantic handlers.
10. I cannot tolerate liars.

[davidinalameda]

2. but has your wife killed any of her former boyfriends

damn, I'm craving pickles all of a sudden

[SahaleArm]

4. According to bartcop it was her fiance!

Kosher Dill: http://www.bartcop.com/pickles2.htm

[jumptheshadow]

5. Oy vey

And she's so robotically cheerful...

Thanks for the fun thread.

[jumptheshadow]

3. Here we go

1) I haven't dropped my pets recently.
2) I haven't stolen any elections recently.
3) Karl Rove, Tom Delay, Dick Cheney and Condi Rice are not my best friends.
4) I can eat a pretzel without choking on it.
5) I don't smirk and I usually don't look demented, except when I am reacting to George Bush.
6) I have actually generated jobs and work for several people in the past two years.
7) My mother is not Barbara Bush.
8) My brother is not Jeb Bush.
9) I don't think I'm the Queen of the World.
10) I don't need five chefs to make peanut butter sandwiches.