What ever happenned to Mullah Omar?

[IranianDemocrat]

I havent heard that name spoken in ages.

[Renew Deal]

1. Shhhh

You aren't supposed to be discussing him.

[WillyBrandt]

2. He moved to Norway

He's actually now one of the head developers for the new version of Opera.

[IranianDemocrat]

3. I wouldn't be surprised.

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[sleipnir]

4. He opened a McDonalds with Bin Laden in Mexico

Saddam loves to eat there on his days off.

[WillyBrandt]

7. I thought he tried to revive Taco Viva

[sleipnir]

9. Yes, but then an army of "McJobs" turned out to be much more appealing

[LastTime2BeFree]

5. He joined a Nunery

Wound up with a bad habit and had to quit.

[Maple]

6. Well, as of 7 hours ago...

http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/181_469582,0005.htm

[IndianaGreen]

10. Mullah Omar is doing well, I see

I also see that many Afghans long for the law and order they enjoyed under the Taliban.

Women's lot in Afghanistan have not improved since the American "liberation."

The Taliban are resurgent, and Karzai is a joke!

[Catshrink]

8. Last seen with Elvis in Vegas...

[Clark Can WIN]

11. He joined a boy band

with Saddam and Osama. I swear it's true. I saw it on the newsstand at the gas station.

[Media_Lies_Daily]

12. He, Osama, and Saddam are all living in a Georgetown safe-house...

...having a few brews with Pretzel Boy whenever he's in town.

Even they roll their eyes and laugh at Lil' Bunnypants.