A Guide to Red and Blue America

[pruner]

Published May 19, 2002 (April 07, 2003)

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/horsey/photo.asp?SubID=430&PhotoID=20430

[La_Serpiente]

1. This one is a keeper

Thanks for the humor :-)

[DeepModem Mom]

2. Red Americans shop at WalMart without feeling guilty...

Blue Americans shop at Target, if their town has one. RA women get their hair done; BA women get their hair cut. RAs eat white bread and drink whole milk; BAs eat whole grain, and drink skim. RAs drink Folger's; Starbucks is full of BAs. RAs never drank French wine; BAs never stopped drinking French wine. RAs ate Freedom Fries; BAs don't eat carbs. RA's drug of choice is Oxycontin; BAs get prescription pharmaceuticals from their doctors. RAs think the flight-suit was sexy; BAs think General Clark and Dr. Dean are sexy. RAs have the Exterminator in Congress; BAs have Tom Daschle. RAs go to church; BAs probably should: going into 2004, a few prayers might do us good.

[Snow]

8. No, no, BAs don't get prescription pharmaceuticals from their doctors

they go for acupuncture (speaking as a happy pierced patient)

[Ernesto]

3. BA thinks gay unions could be OK

RA thinks that it's OK to marry your sister.

[Fleshdancer]

4. *sigh*

I'm a blue state gal living in the red zone. Sympathy is appreciated.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. Wouldn't it make more sense for the left to be red and the right blue?

Always confuses me, because I'm a red, but not a red.

[JHB]

6. How many Red Moms are driving their sons to the recruiter?

Cute, but Blues are the wilder caricature here.

[Terwilliger]

7. very good

:D :bounce: